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'we love you, you're very special' Fuck me

Now the democrats control the senate can they get a quick impeachment done properly this time? There's a few weeks still to turf him out the appropriate way

Nice to know that to attack Washington you just have to smash your way in and the Vice President will simply demand you leave. Be nice to think all the dickheads taking photos and selfies are making themselves easy to arrest by the party of law and order

An anonymous Republican official in November: “What is the downside for humoring him for this little bit of time? No one seriously thinks the results will change,” the official said. “He went golfing this weekend. It’s not like he’s plotting how to prevent Joe Biden from taking power on Jan...

These aren't protestors, they're terrorists

Third leg-o

It's nice to get to witness all the MAGA bullshit crumbling, it never meant a single thing to begin other than empowering pieces of shit

We had more support at the Checkatrade final than Trump does at his hilarious last stand

Cyrille Regis Sean Flynn Juan Sara

It's clap for heroes now so it's a much wider spectrum of people being emptily placated. The real heroes of course are the brave men and women fighting crime by moonlight in capes

Looks like all the MAGA Proud Boys only support the blue when they're beating the black

If they can change CBeebies too it'd be nice, anything to get fucking Bing the Bunny off the screen. Whiny little shit.

Think the honours were spread around last season, he was joint top for MOM awards with keeper Joe Wildsmith but Walker's led the average rating for three years running so far. Josh Pask and Dion McGhee on a free from Man Utd are also doing well, along with Eccles in the middle and the usual...

Tyler Walker is the absolute business for me, Godden's not had a look in after an early injury

When the arrows were on the floor in supermarkets I'd make a point of exaggeratedly staring at them for the benefit of people ignoring them. In hindsight I must have just looked really short-sighted

At my wife's school they had a blanket rule of 'quarantining' any books handed in for 36 hours before marking and the same with them going back, if there's no need for that after all it makes life a tiny bit easier

I like when he denies any notion of privilege, having grown up as a perfectly common member of an acting family who went to Harrow

Allison Pearson is one of those who've made their name through this by being not just wrong at every turn but a massive fucking idiot at the same time. Julia Double-Barrel, 'Lozza' Fox, all of them complete grifters

Direction wise. Rather than go up as intended, blammo! Straight at the shed

Fuck everyone setting fireworks off for hours in their back garden, hope they malfunction and burn your house down