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This young poet is a bit good

Feels odd for the US president to have a speech without calling a load of people losers and telling Lady Gaga that he could have done a better job

It's become clear real reason Trump couldn't be arsed trying to tackle Covid is so he could legitimately say his inauguration had a bigger attendance than someone else's.

His Cameo account will be up by tomorrow

He pardoned Lil Wayne, which means he can't be a racist

Starting to think that when a president is voted out of office they shouldn't then give them a further two months to let their pals off with crimes, deport dark folk and shit in the white house kettle

The one originally here that fell by the wayside was just about the illness, compared to some of the stuff in this thread it was a bunch of old dears at a bus stop asking how Marjorie's got on with her piles

Absolutely love Lupin on Netflix, I'll be happy if I watch anything better in 2021

When you're flying a private jet to a 'protest' maybe question what it is you're trying to protest. Also, enjoy prison you prick

Trump has been advised on martial law by the CEO of a pillow company, who had previously called him a gift from God and pretended he had a cure for Covid which is also a hoax. O SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

After losing in the playoff semis I had a poor season where I finished 12th (still miles better than the media prediction of 20th) so Pask and Bapaga were sold by the board for £13m and £10m respectively The good part of the season was Tyler Walker storming the top scorer by loads and also...

https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvx5a8/the-guy-who-flew-a-confederate-flag-in-the-capitol-has-predictably-surrendered Monthly bonus for the headline writer here

Apparently for anyone who was in there on the day if they had their phone on, they'll get them. I really hope that's true

They've got a tweet for EVERYTHING

If Bet32 were paying for Rooney, simply sign deals with Bet1 through to Bet40 to cover the rest of the team, job done

He loses the pension and secret service lads too, fuck him. Mad that all this has happened when that poster who's lived there before told us Trump was going to successfully overturn the fraudulent election

As someone with asthma masks produce absolutely no issue for me at all. If it was mandatory to walk around covered in pet hair though I'd need a special badge

The Kemps have been living it up since Spandau Ballet

Shouldn't shops have already been turning people away without masks or exemptions? I thought that was the idea rather than it being a pretty please suggestion with sugar on top. Be nice if it's actually enforced, also force people to cover their noses while they're at it.

All their constitutions and laws that they hold dear really do have a right load of bollocks in them. The 37th amendment allows the loser of an election to declare it a practice go and everyone has to be jinxy silent until three crows fly overhead