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Not at all. Unwrap Simms and point him in the direction of the pitch. The man devours cup ties.

I dislike both short formats.

Essentially cricket for people who don’t like cricket/have a low attention span.

Whilst I’m no lepidopterist, prof, that moth of yours sounds more like a bloody bat.

Seems to thrive in a cup competition. Keep him wrapped in cotton wool and bring him out for those occasions only.

No one will ever adorn a bandage to the greatest dramatic effect than Terry Butcher. Similarly no one to the greatest comedic effect of Thomas Brolin.

What, mid contract?

They shoot horses don’t they?

Ask what happened to Stuart Giddings?

To be fair, take away two bizarre own goals and we should still have won without Bobby or Tommy.

Nah, we’d get licked.

Go ahead with the grass carp plan but also invest in a sighted sniper rifle, cam net and seek some natural cover nearby. Pick off any random golfers who venture too close showing an interest.

I can’t imagine the scenes of carnage that will ensue when both sets of supporters discover they can’t get a corn dog and Miller lite at the CBSA at HT.

I think that may have been a couple of seasons ago. And if he didn’t impress then when they were genuine bottom feeders then I really pity the way his career has ended.

Cod?

Dele Ali? Is he still even a thing?

That was a great listen - Tommy being so genuinely enthusiastic in interview. Couldn’t help laughing at the ironic request for Tommy to switch a light on at his end after recalling the moaning McDougall story. So glad I got to see him play regularly for three or four seasons. I totally...

Not previously heard of either of them. Welcome to the Championship. Er, good luck (?)

Or having a mare in the elevator as he’s struggling to locate the haberdashery department.

Isle of (hot) dogs?