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Saw some bloke on Twitter saying it had prevented his grandson from being taken to see Santa in Lapland. He advised the owner of the drone to make sure he covered it in Vaseline, cos when he finds him he's going to shove it straight up his arse!! LMAO

Yeah, you'd have thunk, wouldn't you? Apparently they do that at military airfields and other establishments! Get some farmer with a rifle and pay him a grand to shoot at it!

Further to my earlier post, pedestrian crossing lights which take so bloody long to stop the traffic that people take risks crossing between vehicles, or they cross when there is no traffic and the lights then change to red. Ridiculous!

Agreed - shoot the fucker down, or jam the frequencies these things operate on. Just imagine if these things were armed!

But obviously so! #justsayin

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Dare I google her at work? Assuming it is a female Ashley! Well that showed me ... HE is a footballer for Coventry Sphinx, gym owner and personal trainer! Not sure he'd look so good in one of Sian's products!

Ashley Who?? I'm so out of touch with popular culcha!

Sweet Jesus - the epitome of lowest common denominator TV!

That's self-flagellation of the highest order, Captain!

Erm ... what???

... like retired people who think Saturday mornings are the only time they can shuffle round Tesco, so as not to interfere with their otherwise packed social calendar, thereby getting in everyone else's way!!

Was she the one who was slated in the interviews for wanting to blow the entire 250 grand on celebrity endorsements and publicity? Maybe she's been advised that the money could be better spent elsewhere!

Spooky!!

I think countdown clocks are fantastic. They have them on the traffic phases in India, so drivers aren't tempted to jump the lights as they know their turn will come. Doesn't stop the roads being utter chaos though!!

Looked like Camilla had developed an allergy to her nuts with those lip fillers- ugh! Maybe she got the idea from lying on the massive inflatable vagina at the bodybuilding show! As for the fear of showing Sabrina’s arse or cameltoe, don’t get me started! They were happy for the model to do it!

All of these, and local authorities who have no fucking clue how long it takes even old people to cross the road at a set of lights. The set on Warwick Road in Kenilworth near the Earl of Clarendon pub are particularly bad. Even wobbly old duffers are about 30 yards away by the time the traffic...

You’ve probably heard how quickly an entire cruise ship can go down with something like norovirus. The same can happen at work!!

Sure, there’s ill and ill! If you have a case of man-flu you could quite possibly do a Day’s work but going to the office or wherever would both make you feel worse and risk passing it round the entire workforce thus incurring their wrath and reducing overall productivity. If you can’t manage to...

In my view, that is absolutely the right thing to do, as per my earlier post.