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Simon Gilbert's voice. It just fucking irritates me. I know he can't help the way he sounds, but he has the perfect voice for print media (in the same way that some are described as having "the perfect face for radio).

I assumed everyone would have heard of Fay Ripley. She's been in Cold Feet for 25 years, and too many ad voiceovers to shake a stick at. But yes, she has my vote. Used to work with a girl who my mate described as having "a touch of the Ripleys about her". Italian too ....

Probably just about ripe then!

That's a long trip on the school bus!

Has Priti Patel just had someone cum in her mouth?

Now THAT is good!

Is that the same as "Back onto this"??!

"It's a six and two threes" BOLLOCKS, it's "Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other"

I can't believe i'm engaging in this thread. It's been a demanding day!

Rother Rother Rotherham Rotherham are shit OI! (sorry, went a bit Jewish wedding at the end!)

Panic, Panic, Panic HOOF Panic HOOF Panic HOOF ...

You bastard - i've got that annoying tune earworming me now! Aaaarrgghh!!

Oh don't encourage him, FFS! Oh, I am a Jodi Jones, and I signed a new-con tract And I can pay (who can you pay) The window cleaner ... And so it goes on!

Jesus, mate ....!

Will Caroline Flack's death be a turning point? Answer: No, sadly Next clickbait question!

Ahhh ... the wonders of midazolam!

I suspect the ticket sales for his three-year-long "last ever" tour weren't going so well, so he had to beef them up a bit. Either that or he felt he was dropping out of the limelight. The guy's a fucking drama queen (not intended as homophobic, btw, just a turn of phrase) and is another one who...

"... in any way, shape or form". Often heard by football pundits, whose command of the English language is not terrific "to be fair" (Grrrrrrrrrr!)

I get what you're saying, but everyone dies - dressing it up with different terminology doesn't make it any easier to bear for those left behind. "Passing" implies the religious connotation of passing from this life to the next, which i don't know how many people believe in anymore.

I'm with you, 92: people DIE - saying they "pass" or "pass away" doesn't change that!