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i never got the extreme Christians who hated Jews...OK, a Jew supposingly killed their beloved Jesus but Jesus was Jewish too. thats just as stupid as...wait no, there's nothing quite as stupid as that.

Jesus walks into a pub, goes over to 3 men sat in the corner and shakes hands with the 1st, "Wow, the pain in my back is gone, it's a miracle!" shouts the bloke, and then shakes the 2nd mans hand, "I can see! And my eczema's cleared up, it's a miracle!" As he goes to shake again the 3rd bloke...

On the news earlier i was watching all these Scousers marching in protest about the Liverpool FC buy out. I thought fuck me how did all these people manage to get a day off work at such short notice to- Oh.....

Epic Fail...

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

Just been to the Doctors to get my results back about a lump I have. He said "do you want the good news or the bad news?" I said "good news." He said "I really think you'd look good in a bandana."

My teacher asked my today who is my favourite fictional character God.

COVENTRY CITY goalscoring legend Mick Quinn has been named in the Top Ten of Fat Ex-Footballers on a sports website. The Sport.co.uk blog article was compiled to recognise the sporting greats who have piled on the pounds since they hung up their boots. Sky Blues' legend Quinn comes in a number...

City keeper wants to oust Given Coventry City's 25 year old goal keeper Kieren Westwood has said he ultimately wants to be the automatic first choice goal keeper for the Republic of Ireland. He has been boosted in his quest now that the current incumbent Shay Given is not playing regular...

Near the club shop

There is last seasons shirt on ebay http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Seasons-Signed-Coventry-City-Adults-L-New-Shirt-/320591925497?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Autographs_CV&hash=item4aa4c490f9 but i don't know how you would get all the players to sign the shirt :(

Cool Ben looks like me you and Andy will be getting some matches then :D

Thanks for that YEP :)

They say childbirth is the most painful thing a human being can be subjected to. Pft Try being marginally offside on FIFA 11

Just watched a hilarious documentary on Channel 5 about one of those unbelievably fat ****s who get taken to hospital on the back of a lorry after firemen have had to knock the walls of their houses down. Unbelievably fat ****s, or to use the correct medical term, "American".

What do polar bears wear to keep their heads warm? Ice caps

So you're telling me that a Nun in England has fucked a Priest? To the Popemobile!

If I had a pound for everytime a homeless person asked me If I had a pound... ...I'd probably break even.

:wave: Thanks for contributing to SBT goodluck hope to see Sheffield Wednesday back in the championship ASAP :p

We always get shit refs!