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I was hit in the head with a Werthers. I thought, thats original.

News : '74 Year Old Man Clubbed To Death'. Wow, what a party animal!

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Coventry to sign new goal keeper Coventry City boss Aidy Boothroyd has revealed that he will give the young Australian goal keeper Lawrence Thomas a contract in January. Thomas has been training with the Coventry City squad since the summer and Boothroyd is keen to make his move permanent. "He...

The Weekends always are.

What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey? A goal kick.

I have tickets for The Comedy Club in a few weeks but can't make it. Does anyone want them? They're for the kop end.

I often see former contestants from Big Brother, and I always ask them the same question.... What aisle has the frozen pizzas?

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Andrew. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Andrew.

My mate had an amputation done on private health care Cost him an arm & a leg.

The first commandment states: "I am the lord your god you shall have no other Gods but me." The first two deadly sins are: "Vanity & Envy" Fucking Hypocrite!

At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11473191 (Full Story with Video) "2 Members of the Coventry Legion " "Phil" and his brother "John" are both in their early 20s. John got his first football banning order when he was 17. Despite being Coventry City fans, neither of them will be able to go to a...

Thanks you have come up with some good ones yourself :laugh:

Cool Dan... have you setup a Gamebattles acount? if so send me your username and i will send you an invite

Went to the zoo yesterday, all they had was one dog. It was a Shitzu.

Sky news: The Chilian miners will be fitted with special glasses to shield their eyes from the sun after their long time spent in the darkness Glasses that protect your eyes from the sun, what could you possibly call them...

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I have a season ticket but if they are going to offer people cheaper tickets/offers to get the ricoh more full/better atmosphere then im going to enjoy going to the matches more they give very good deals on season tickets so you save alot in the first place especially if you get them early.

Boothroyd's assement of his injured players Coventry City have missed a few key players this season and it looks as if some of the players will be out for a while yet, although some are closer to a return than others. Striker Freddy Eastwood has had a knee operation a few weeks ago and City...