His name was Yoda: he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way, he’s Luke’s dad.
Luke kissed his sister; his hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean; Jabba had bad hygiene.
Why didn’t they all just relax back on Tattooine?
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