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It’s genuinely astonishing how far Trump will go to point out how much he likes Starmer, despite the various attempts by the press to bait him into slagging him off

I thought it was mostly Malaysian and Indian blokes?

He’s been written off on here before - there’s still a lot of the transfer window to go, so I think it’s a bit early to say for sure he won’t make the jump again. As you say, I hope he does - we could do with the cash and I’d rather not face him again next season.

No - we need more LBs

Another left winger!

It literally says as much in the screenshot of the report he posted…

Let me know if you need someone to hold your hand next time you go from Euston to Heathrow.

Oh give it a rest - are you going to call the police on me again? Shout if you need help with the postcode, they’re clearly having trouble finding me.

Actual London resident here 🙋🏻‍♂️ Feels like petty crime is more visible these days. Kids jumping Lime bikes, lads busting the ticket barriers on the tube, that kind of thing. There are parts of town (mostly Oxford Street and the big shopping centres) where if you get spooked by groups of kids...

“I have no idea what they believe, but it might be genital mutilation so I think it’s bad” is one hell of a take.

I thought it was banned according to sharia law, but I’m sure we’re about to find out the truth.

Someone at Disney+ told Ryan Reynolds they can sign the man who set up the winning goal in the Championship playoff final for £4 million and they’ve jumped at the opportunity

It was essentially a behind closed doors friendly wasn’t it? I don’t know if there’s much to be read into the lack of a big Lampard interview afterwards.

WHAT ABOUT SEASON TICKETS THOUGH ALSO WHERE IS MY CARD

….OK? Sorry this has rattled you I guess.

My ratio is insanely good tbf

Chill out mate it wasn’t that funny

The women in football are also referenced to as women last time I checked It doesn’t even matter whether someone compares the two of course

Did you run into any crime on your school trip, or did they get you back on the coach before Madame Tussauds closed?

So you don’t live here? When was the last time you went to London?