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    Bin men strikes

    I think this situation could be used to address some of the awful gender inequality that is so plagues our society, sack the lot of them and employ the thousands of women who would be fighting over each other to take this role, a role that has been so monopolised by the patriarchy!
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    Things that annoy you

    I just can't help but feel someone is missing a trick with the overcrowded train conundrum, countries like India have had this problem solved for years buy allowing passengers to sit on the roof and cling to the sides of trains using nothing but a vice like grip as payment. Has the world gone...
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    Petrol and Diesel Cars banned by 2040

    I would put myself in the same category, however, I have one shortfall, I can't spell the word cleaver.
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    Petrol and Diesel Cars banned by 2040

    Sorry Tony, I couldn't help it. Joking aside, you seem like a very cleaver bloke who knows exactly what he is talking about, thanks for being a good sport.
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    Petrol and Diesel Cars banned by 2040

    I'm glad you mentioned recycling, I tend to recycle my old batteries by placing them atop a pile of old tyres and setting fire to it, are the new batteries fireproof or could they be recycled using this method? Also, if I find myself short of old tyres I recycle them by throwing them over my...
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    Petrol and Diesel Cars banned by 2040

    I find the occasional top-up of distilled water is all my Midland Electric B25 has ever needed and as such I am sure the electric car power plants of the future will benefit from exactly the same? My only worry is, what will this do to the price of distilled water in the future?..... it will be...
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    Petrol and Diesel Cars banned by 2040

    And everyone laughed at me when I bought a milk float in the early 90's, How they giggled when I told them i was buying a vehicle for the future, well they're not laughing now are they! I've had the pleasure of traveling at 15mph over a 10 mile range for the past 20+ years and these fools are...
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    Favourite adverts

    That can't be his Dad? the bloke in the advert would be about the same age as Elvis when this was made, maybe even younger? **Update** His Dad wrote it and sang the lead vocals, Elvis backing vocals and drums, the bloke was just an actor. Thanks for the great bit of trivia though Daz!
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    Time to end the TV licence?

    10% of all court cases in this country are instigated by the BBC, if that figure is not sad enough, then the fact that they are against the poorest people in our society should be. Also, they have taken much glee in being the voice of diversity and equal rights for women (staff members are...
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    Favourite adverts

    This...
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    Can anyone explain how this is not a terrorist attack?

    I was up at 3:30 this morning and this was already being reported very differently to the Manchester attack, however, unlike the media, let's not be so quick to create a narrative until we know all of the facts.
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    London fire

    I agree, the cladding used met all current regulations and standards and would have been approved by building control. Someone, however, has to answer why a product with a plastic (highly flammable) core was allowed to be used to clad high rise buildings?
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    Tim Farron

    You have to admire the bloke for telling the truth, religious stupidity has no place in government, I wish a few more MP's could be as honest.
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    General Election

    I never said he did, i said it would be derailed if he had to form a government with other parties who's main objective is to challenge EU exit. I have never once said he would?
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    General Election

    I agree, why would we pay aid to countries that can afford nuclear weapons and space programmes?
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    General Election

    Well he has too, there is nothing he can do about it? He has wanted this for years.
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    General Election

    Talking of foreign aid, I find it particularly offensive that we have upped our payment to Pakistan as they become the first country in the world to kill someone for "online blasphemy" I bet you can't guess what religion he was questioning.
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    General Election

    Not if a Labour led coalition has anything to do with it, which will throw a spanner in the works.
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    General Election

    I'm going to set fire to that big pile of old tyres I have in my back garden tonight, I can't get fined for it anymore as Gove is in (he loves that shit)
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