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    Parents to pay for kids' pens in Theresa May's constituency

    It's a bit strange this, when I was at school we bought our own and we have always bought our children's? And £1 a day? you can get a pack of 50 for a quid in the pound shop!
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    Oh Jeremy Corbyn

    I can't wait for Corbyn to get in, Iv'e got 3 kids wanting to go to University, so it will save us about £210,000. Or about Eleventy Twenteen pound if Diane Abbot is doing the maths.
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    Elton john

    Not sure if he has acted but I know his hair played the role of "thing that holds on to plane wing" in Twilight Zone the movie before he bought it and glued it atop his head..
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    piss smells

    My piss smells like Bear Grills breath.
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    The Spirits Thread

    Anyone that answers yes to this is full of shite, Iv'e drank better hand sanitezer (i refer you to my earlier post)
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    The Spirits Thread

    My toilet like child humour just wants to change that R to a B.
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    The Spirits Thread

    I've recently converted to "No Nonsense" brand methylated spirits. It has become my "go to" after work stress reliever, a tad sharp on the palette to start, but the floral notes soon shine through. What this stunningly quaffable liqour takes away in sight loss is given back tenfold in manly...
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    Christmas Decorations

    I'm 50/50 it could be a piss poor troll, however, It wouldn't surprise me if he was 100% genuine.
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    Scientology

    Of course they shouldn't, It's all bullshit.
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    Scientology

    Hey! If you can get away with paying zero tax by saying you believe people can walk on water, deities can impregnate virgins by magic with a child that is also the person that impregnated them? the moon can be split in half, seemingly at a whim, etc.......surely saying you believe that the...
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    Been digging through some of my old stuff...

    Show off!..... I had a Commodore 63 (couldn't afford the 64 at the time) one of the best lawnmowers I have ever owned, wish I still had it.
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    Been digging through some of my old stuff...

    That is one of the best games of Draughts I have ever seen.
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    Things that annoy you

    'cos to me it's a revolving drink' you are probably drinking it on 45? I find the old 'Mothers Ruin' best quaffed at a rather, somewhat laid back, 33 and a 3rd.
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    Barcelona

    I think the I think a few quotes from Turkish Big Cheese, RecepTayyip Erdogan, considered to be the moderate voice of Islam by most world leaders and soon to be part of the EU.. 'These descriptions are very ugly, it is offensive and an insult to our religion. There is no moderate or...
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Brian May, has, in my opinion, the greatest square afro I have ever seen on an ageing white woman.
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    Cars Thread!

    Aston Martin Vulcan........now, my good lady works for Mclaren and they make some amazing cars ( I love the P1 ) but would you look at this!!!
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    Forged in fire

    "It will cut"....
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    Bin men strikes

    FP, I was a purchasing manager for years, I had 40+ staff, buyers, blanket order buyers, purchase ledger staff etc... I had the power to list products with large multi nationals, nationals and 'tied in' independents. As a buyer, when you are offering an 'opportunity' to list a product to a...
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    Bin men strikes

    I think you will find they are called "non binary, gender undefined, refuse colleagues.
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    Bin men strikes

    I have a small business, I would be very interested in the secret that will allow me (whilst barely getting by) that gifts me the opportunity of paying 20% more for materials (due to that sterling rate), not being able to pass this on to the end user, whilst enjoying a life changing pay rise?
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