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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't effect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Spot on. I've always thought that.

53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a 'Geordies Are Not Stupid' convention. Alan Shearer addresses the crowd 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the...

Mines the Maudsley and sometimes The Old Clarence. Cheap beer monday at both only £1.75 :claping hands:

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!' Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.' Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really...

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?" Granny replies, "f**k the pills, son, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

Sadly 110 million just isn't enough. And being honest would anyone want all the grief from the fans?

2) cov in final off play offs

SISU have a massive job establishing trust with the fans and the jury is out as to whether they can achieve this. Having a stake in the stadium is paramount to us being able to compete at a reasonable level. At the moment i'm happier if they dont get their hands on it. They need longer to show...

Whatever your'e on pass it around. A few fans could do with some.

Couldn't agree more shmmeee.

Can't argue with that.

Two ex City managers on the panel.

Perhaps that's why we are still losing so much money each month. I understand SISU needing to get the club on a sounder financial footing but it winds the hell out of me that no matter what they do we still lose something like 500k a month.

I'm just hoping he settles well in the team and the goals come when they come. Too much pressure to expect goals instantly.