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Are this five all the players we have left?

Thank you Father Ted

Billy Nomour!

Let’s hope it’s not Laurel and Hardy

Bloody hell hope he can run fast through the forest.

or coach home

Whole Scotland squad can now self isolate on their plane home

Harry Kane can’t hit a barn door why don’t we put a silly offer in for him.

What’s Jim The Gateman doing these days?

If he was a racehorse you could try him in blinkers.

Why? Are the goals wider?

A scaffold wouldn’t have kept Rotherham up

The only one that surprises me is Joanna Lumley to Middlesbrough. Thought she would have gone to Posh.

When it was warm they just melted away into obscurity

Sky blue cloth cap and matching gloves then

Not intentionally

Congratulations to Brentford well deserved. They played in the right manner all season. It would have been a travesty if Swansea had prevailed with all their shithousery. We have been shown the way

Lentils anyone?