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I’ve just shed a tear

A burglar then

Are you a vicar?

Skyblue Sam cannot give high fives. He’s an elephant. He has no hands for f#ck sake.

The clocks ticking

Is this thread in code?

Define people

I’m outraged. For the last time, I haven’t got your sons rugby socks! Are you calling me a thief? What’s your son doing playing rugby anyway?

Nothing yet. But they didn’t start sending them out until 26th.

The clock is ticking

One thing we lacked last season was experience. Adding some more experience is good for me. As someone once said ‘You do not win anything with kids’

Has it got a sliding roof?

The saddle might be missing

Aren’t all squids damp?

Are we short of corner flags?

Hmmmm seem to remember we had 3 goals ruled out by a sympathetic referee

No it isn’t COVID that shafted them it’s creative accountancy!

Never a pen. Can’t believe there was no VAR!

I think you are all forgetting some first teamers are self isolating

It’s called guesswork