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    Can tell it's warm when

    Well I've only been to Krakow but it was teeming with beauties. Can't speak for the rest of Poland.
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    Can tell it's warm when

    I'll try that next. Heard good things about it.
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    Can tell it's warm when

    I think it's the same thing because Budvar is Czech and has the word Budweiser on the label. It sued the American Budweiser for stealing the name and now they have to label it 'Bud' in most of Europe.
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    Can tell it's warm when

    Yeah, I've heard Stella is a lovely pint if you get it in Belgium where they have the proper stuff. I hate how the massive breweries over here buy the licence to brew these great beers and then ruin them. I usually stick to Budvar as that's imported and is a great tasting beer. Water is a...
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    Can tell it's warm when

    Isn't it usually the case that most "premium" foreign beers you see in pubs are generally seen as piss in the country they're from? I've seen Carling and Tennants on tap in a few European cities and it was branded as premium. Strongbow is also packaged in smaller glass bottles in some places...
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    Can tell it's warm when

    Depends where you are. I was in Krakow last summer and I honestly don't think I saw an unpleasant looking woman. They all seemed in shape and had a class about them. I suppose the English diet of McDonalds, WKD and Geordie Shore have has taken it's toll.
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    Climate Change Protestors

    I'm pro climate change. I spray a can of Lynx Africa towards the ozone layer everyday just to speed things up.
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    Can tell it's warm when

    I can tell it's heating up when my ankle tag makes me itch.
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    Sunderland vs Doncaster

    They threw a disabled Sunderland fan out of his wheelchair too I heard. Why aye man! Hangings too good for em.
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    The Most Important Question

    I smash them over my head to appear strong to females and children then eat the spoils feeling very very macho indeed.
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    Sunderland fans forum - post match

    I've watched a few of those "match day experience" videos from some Sunderland fans from the game at the weekend. They all mentioned that they hoped there wasn't any trouble and acted like nice upstanding people. Then onto the match and anytime they score they give the finger and shout e.g...
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    The Most Important Question

    What kind of easter egg are you hoping to get this weekend, lads? Lindt for me.
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    Game of thrones (Again)

    But he died in the TV show so that theory cannot hold much water can it?
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    Game of thrones (Again)

    Bollocks. The ice lord can do anything he wants, it's nothing to do with heritage. Can the Targareyns throw javelins so well that they can take down a speeding dragon? The ice lord is an Olympic champion who travelled back in time to pork Khaleesi. That's my theory anyway.
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    Sex and Gender Classification in Sport Research

    And completely unfair on biological women.
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    Your Bad Days At A Match

    Back in the 90s when I was a kid I went to a game ay Highfield Road Versus Derby County. It was one of those relegation must win games we always found ourselves in. Derby went ahead and there was a commotion behind us. Paramedics turned up and took this man out on a stretcher. He died of a...
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    Tony Gillan Sunderland Echo

    I can't wait for the second series of the Sunderland documentary. They'll definitely feature the Coventry game as it was so action packed and they lost which makes great tv. Imagine the bitterness and tantrums after the game from those whiney jobless crybaby fans? Pure gold.
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    Game of thrones (Again)

    Stage acting is a completely different beast to film though, so I fail to see how a few good reviews for a play make his GOT performance good. Anyone I've spoken also voiced their disgruntlement at the performance. It's all subjective though innit.
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