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Only if one foot lands either side

Are you watching Cal O’Hare! Are you watching CalO’Hare?

One was supposed to be a Man City match thread

I have a lawnmower for sale. ………Just sayin’

I carefully studied the Man City defence against Chelsea and thought I would list any weaknesses we could exploit in the final. Here’s what I found:

You sold Vic & Gus and Maxi I couldn’t think of anything to rhyme with “Maxi”

Hopefully the lads perform with the cup final on their minds

Let’s all sing together

Don’t forget who we beat in the 5th round

And if you don’t know the players names don’t ask the people beside you.

Why don’t you just run it in a couple of hours?

I love the campionship. 90% of the games are competitive and exciting to watch. Sure I’d like to see promotion when the time is right but if you believe we have a bunch of bedwetters now be careful what you wish for.

If MR was as smart as you we’d be a shoo in for the treble

Can we get half and Half scarves? Coventry City & Kyle McFadzean

Coors lite?

Maths isn’t your best subject is it?

That’s beautiful. Did you write it?

Isn’t that Saddlebrain’s seat?

The rumours of our death are greatly exaggerated