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perhaps he has a monobollock and wants to hide it

why would you want to know about the geometry of his bollocks?

its probably just a #stupidwoman testing out her kids Christmas present before wrapping it.

not sure if nets would work at an airport - boing!

that annoys me too. (We don't have hand dryers at work - I'm just annoyed thinking about the twats at your place)

it's good to leave the kettle empty, is it not? That way you get fresh water next time.

must be a very bad case of the shits if you risk 'spreading it around'

yes. Listened to season one a while back, missed season 2, and finished 3 recently. I agree - very eye opening - Fantastic podcast I think. Just starting season 2 now.

politicians that say that they have been 'very clear' on an issue. Seems to be the current 'buzz-word(s). At the moment every politician claims that they have made their views on brexit 'very clear', despite the fact that no-one has a fucking clue as to what is going on.

famous names?

fortunately, donkeys are still donkeys

you should be careful laughing, with that neck

talking of cars, if you had to choose between your wife and a new car, which would it be..petrol or diesel?

thats 2 'Grrrs' in your last 2 posts. Calm down dear. :angelic:

Just after the birth of one of my kids, I popped outside for some fresh air and overheard a new dad on his phone telling his family about the arrival of his new baby. Apparently the baby was fine but 'a bit swollen', and as such it 'the doctors can't tell whether it's a boy or a girl just yet'...

supermarket staff (usually in small 'tesco extras' or 'co-op locals' or whatever they're called) who have finished their shift, are doing their own shopping and are in front of you in the queue. Invariably they will have a nice chat with Pat on the till about their shift patterns for that week...

You're right - Villa eh? What a cúnt

+1 for the offensive - very funny. A cross between 2012 / W1A /The thick of it

where's her right hand?