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  1. mechaishida

    Port Vale (Home) Match Thread

    Has someone been at the Schloer again, hmmm? :D I've always thought that Schloer sounds like a German being sick, myself: "Gah, scheissen, das ist gut booze...oh Gott...*schloer!!*" But yes, I feel positive about the game today, it's either gonna be open and goal-filled in our favour or it'll...
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    Made me smile

    I'll get on the telegram: "Fark orf your majesty, get orf the bandwagon. What, what." :D
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    Port Vale (Home) Match Thread

    Why?! Different circumstances completely. Either most of us are hungover and miserable after yesterday, or we've suddenly become a shit side again. :thinking about:
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    Another black armband day & minutes applause?

    Ok, call me oblivious, but why did the club shun Noel Cantwell? Is there some transgression on his part that caused it? Personally, I think he did what he could; stepping into the mightily huge footsteps left by Sir Jim must have been pretty daunting.
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    Made me smile

    ''One's going to get one's flip-ping crown kicked in!" is the one that one wishes one could hear. :D Well, if she's one of us, perhaps she could spare a few quid of her personal fortune of over £300 trillion quids?
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    Port Vale (Home) Match Thread

    Hopefully, yes. The second critical returnee from Ricketts. Murphy will do so some damage today; we should be back to all-out attack to grab some early goals and settle ourselves in. It might not be tight today, if we stamp our authority early on. Could be a 3-0, could be a 3-1.
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    Football 'Hard Men'

    I guess the true definition is a player who knew he could handle himself, was as tough as old boots but was also not an arsehole. You could include the entire Sheff Utd squad in the Arsehole/Thug category.
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    Film Thread 2015

    Aye, like I said it wasn't bad, it just didn't match the hype. It trundled a lot, and the character didn't seem as fazed at being marooned as he should have been. It was an original approach, and it kept me watching till the end though. I'd have given it 78-80%, myself. At least it didn't have...
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    Rip Jimmy Hill

    Aye, but all the tributes I've seen have had him in his younger days; this picture was from 2005 and the sweeping motion he makes takes your attention to the honourary 'Sir' I prefixed his name with. I'll keep Legend in, because he is one, but I may rearrange the order of the...
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    Happy Christmas

    Is anyone else's day dragging like buggery?
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    What's on your Christmas day menu

    Makes you feel like clubbing someone/something/the wife. Basically.
  12. mechaishida

    What's on your Christmas day menu

    After I sandpapered the nut roast film off my tongue, aye. No wonder you're so Zen all the time, mate, without the red meat GM-fuelled, government-approved, bio warfare protein I'd be the same as well. ;)
  13. mechaishida

    What's on your Christmas day menu

    I get an adrenaline rush if I go more than 60mph in the car, has nowt to do with meat. ;) I did try a nut roast once, to be honest it wasn't that bad at all.
  14. mechaishida

    Happy Christmas

    Bloody Pogues are on Radio 1, but at least the chaos has subsided. The youngest has conked out early, she's in bed, the eldest is wandering about being Elsa from Frozen in her 1000 Frozen accessories and the wimmins are on the dinner. Time for my one of two planned strategic naps of the day. :D
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    Happy Christmas

    Back of the net. Potential man cave?
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    Happy Christmas

    I had a hat and a Lindt box. Makes a change from the normal, I guess, now I escape outside in the shed wearing my hat and eating my Lindt in peace. :D What did you get?
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    Happy Christmas

    Bloody hell fire, been up since quarter to 6 and I'm on my arse already. Bedlam it is, I need an escape route and an evac' ASAP, roger and out. Merry Xmas all.
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    Rip Jimmy Hill

    Done using Photoshop. Might tweak the effects a bit.
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    Don Howe RIP

    Grendel, is that you? THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS COMPELS YOU, LEAVE THIS MAN! ;)
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    Good Ticket Sales For Boxing Day

    Uncle Timmy will be asleep in the chair by kick-off, Xmas hat on his head, empty mince pie boxes everywhere...and he'll be mumbling "Uhhh, fuck ya Lucassss Wasp-face b-b-b-bitch..." in his sleep. :D
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