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Flying???? Given the detritus of last season, I'm pleasantly surprised that we're still in and around the playoffs. Under SISU's 'rule', this is new territory. Will you be pleased if we fail to make the play offs?

Are you for real? Have you even looked at the table properly, and noticed that it's extraordinarily tight, points-wise? This is the first time in years that we haven't began a post Xmas nosedive, so I'm guessing you're exceedingly difficult to please.

Don't see how, myself. It's all in the realms of hypothesis, but I hypothesise that a tart like Mahrez would be trying to get himself substituted after 10 minutes. That's if he was still conscious after 5 minutes. If he could pop an assist in before he gets dismembered by Gary Deegan, even better.

I know it's blatant, but this league is way too tight for us to cling to any position in the top 7 for long, given that we are fairly prone to losing against so-called lesser teams. Just have to carry on chipping away, and we'll be in the play offs.

Mahrez would get the absolute shite hacked out of him in L2, let's be honest. "Mahrez gets his first touch in a Sky Blue shirt, Geoff, nice turn and whoooaaaaaaaaa Leslie!!!" "That's not cricket, Clive. His legs have landed up there somewhere..."

Haven't had the joy of seeing him in action on here, yet. Still, can't be any worse than I was a few years back. Of course, there's every chance this season could go tits up and we end up finishing 16th, but the signs are certainly not anything like we've seen as a fanbase for a very long...

We start scoring more goals, and someone pops up with CAPITALS ISSUES and claims we require goals. We've done pretty fucking well since losing JJ, in fact it seems to have liberated some players and we're getting into a very good rhythm. MR has done particularly well in this otherwise...

Wahay, phone signal, even in some facking Welsh town I can't even spell. Abercwm-Up-Myarse or something... Pusb, slam a few past these doinks and have it done with.

As someone who has experienced firsthand the cold, devisive and almost sociopathic way that defense solicitors carry themselves, I honestly don't know how these phantoms sleep at night. A defense solicitor will employ any and every dirty tactic to attain their payday. And I can tell you from...

I'd be flattered really. No really, I would. There's no way you're so brash, provocative and entertaining in real life; let's face it, you'd be at A & E a lot, pal. Jolly good retorting thus far, please carry on, it's a superb read.

Ah yes, 7-2...instantly, that scoreline has brought back emotions of "we are utterly bolloxed next season" and "Oh great, Joao Pinto just scored. Again. Is that 4 he's got?" Where the hell were we? Jarni, yes... Incidentally, I forgot how quick Jarni was out of the blocks at his peak - that...

Haha, well without checking if the pedant posse have struck, I thought we lost 6-2 to Benfica in pre season 96-97? Unless of course there's a case of amnesia going on where Jarni is concerned...

Jarni should turn up for the next Legends Day, to add a sense of hilarity to the proceedings. Let's see if we can hire Boris Johnson for the day, so he can perform his patented headbutt to the bollocks on him during the game.

Well yes, we were shit, but he turned up for a friendly that we drew 1-1, didn't he? I was proper pissed off, along with the other star struck fans who queued up for an hour to get "Jarni 27" on their shirts. We should have realised back then that the club didn't give a toss about the fans...

Strangely good point, well made. These guys in leggings could easily stop mincing in them though, unless mincing is a prerequisite to owning them - perhaps it's stipulated by the dreary sales assistant upon purchase.

Guys wearing leggings. Is this a new 'trend'?

You'll be kicking off after a couple of those, sure you wouldn't prefer the absinthe? I'll have a joint and a red bull please Daz, thanks.

I'll be honest, I've had 2 nights without the kids so I've been wrecked for over 48 hours, and I missed the game. Fuck the media, fuck everyone else too (not literally), we beat a premiership team and that's that. Bonus points for costing Mark Hughes his job, who is an atrocious manager btw...

Fucking hell, all he said was: "Why did you let Fleck go?" BladesS2, you probably are a decent guy, but we've had uhhhh 'issues' with your club and the majority of your fans. We've been through more shit as a fanbase than any English club I can think of, so you'll have to bear with us...

Simple situation to dissect really, Duck bangs a few goals in for us, let's it go to his head and even more so when it's obvious L1 clubs are interested in him. His loan here is dwindling to a close, he's probably got a few offers to ponder, so that's that. I never really expected his loan to...