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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. MK Dons Match Thread - Saturday 11th Jan

    Knee jerk reactions are our thing though. Robins out NOW!
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. MK Dons Match Thread - Saturday 11th Jan

    Did you mean to send that to your boyfriend?
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    Trump is my favourite comedian of the year already

    Haha Trump is mad. Hot take!
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    Death List 2020

    I was never a fan of Rush but as a drummer I always appreciated Neil's superb playing. Sad news.
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    Working to Become Financially Independent

    I can't stand that pair, especially Schofield the disingenuous perma tanned old fruit.
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    PES 2020

    It completely did my nut in. I was playing against rubbish players but every bounce of the ball dropped to them and somehow my players seemed unable to make simple passes. I've noticed PES have introduced coins and all that crap too. Chasing after the money like Fifa.
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    I have been seeing more evidence recently that the gut plays a key role in our physical and mental well being. I've been taking probiotics but there's lots of evidence to suggest that they in themselves don't work to anywhere near the extent that the companies selling them suggest they do. I...
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    Working to Become Financially Independent

    Yeah I thought that was genuinely hilarious and hit the nail on the head regarding the constant diversity outrage.
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    The blood sugar diet is only a temporary plan and not supposed to be maintained. It's actually meant to reverse type 2 diabetes and isn't really aimed at the typical dieter but it did helped me shift some stubborn weight quickly.
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    Working to Become Financially Independent

    ITV just ran a segment on the hugely devastating news. They featured a young lady who said something along the lines of "This is terrible news. The Royal Family isn't as diverse now" Do people actually independently think these things or are they just trying to appear woke?
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    I found low carb to definitely have benefits. When I did keto I'd wake up in the mornings and feel instantly awake. I usually moan and groan and wriggle about in bed like a demented worm for half an hour before I can muster the effort to get up but keto changed all that. I felt quite groggy...
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    I did the blood sugar diet for two months. Zero carbs and 800 cals a day. I lost 3st and one of those stones was water weight which I gained straight back after eating carbs for a day. I tried keto for a while too and found the water weight issue again. The initial results are definitely...
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    Things that annoy you

    Leave what out? It was a genuine question. He referred specifically to his "arse muscle" so I asked how it was out of curiosity.
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    Working to Become Financially Independent

    Pair of tossers. Please disappear into obscurity.
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    Berlin

    I felt the same about Prague. The local cuisine was boiled meats, dumplings and cabbage looking crap so I opted for the more Americanised burger or Mexican places to soak up the beer.
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    Things that annoy you

    That sounds horrific. How are you now arse wise?
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    Things that annoy you

    Dominos is strictly for when it's 4am, you're steaming and nowhere else is open.
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    I'm definitely getting sugar withdrawals. I've felt moody, sick and light headed all day and I'm pretty sure the Wispa Gold in the drawer is communicating telepathically with me.
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    PES 2020

    I downloaded PES20 off Gamepass and uninstalled it after a few days. The online game play just isn't fun and that's what I look for in a football game. The pressing is far too aggressive and the ref ignores clear fouls which means any free flowing on the ground football is nearly impossible...
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