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    Death List 2020

    When my dad was younger he worked in construction. One day he was going about his business when someone parked a big fancy Rolls Royce on a street clearly coned off for work. The driver got out and walked off. My dad yelled at him "Hey, you can't park here. We need this street cleared" None...
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    Death List 2020

    How about a teleporter?
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    Things that annoy you

    Just people in general. They make things worse. I went to see Jimmy Carr live recently. Some c**t behind me opened up a bag of crisps and loudly munched the second Jimmy came on stage. A middle aged woman in front of me kept dramatically yawning and stretching her arms in my field of view...
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    Sky comedy

    Eastbound & Down is a classic. You might find Kenny Powers slightly too unlikeable to begin with but his character settles in and the show takes you on a crazy ride. Vice Principals and The Righteous Gemstones are made by the same people at HBO so should be on Sky too.
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    FA Cup 5th Round

    Leicester is the only place on earth where Ancestry.com is used as a dating site.
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    Ok stop the bus I’m done

    In an ideal world click bait should be outlawed under some kind of journalistic integrity grounds.
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    FA Cup 5th Round

    Why aren't you answering him?
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    Ok stop the bus I’m done

    I wouldn't mind football talk getting banned in the office. There's only so much "banter" between Man Utd and Liverpool "fans" I can take.
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    Death List 2020

    I'd imagine adding something else to a helicopter is just another thing that can go wrong. What if it misfires on a flight and the parachute gets caught in the rotors?
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    The Curious Case of Jordy Hiwula

    I'm sure Robins could deal with a bad attitude if the player delivered. There's no give and take when a player acts up and also consistently plays poorly. It's a dressing room killer and Robins was right to cut him out.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    That reminds me. I haven't seen IT 2 yet.
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    Film Thread 2019

    1917 Apart from some terrible acting by the guy I enjoyed it. 8/10 Knives Out A very old fashioned but intriguing film. It probably tried to be a bit too clever for its own good at times and Daniel Craig's deep south American accent was bewildering. The perfect film for a lazy Sunday...
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    Death List 2020

    They turned off the engine while the helicopter was just hovering in perfect conditions and it still ended up landing on it's side. I can't imagine many helicopter crashes happen like this so I'm out.
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    Best Stand-ups

    Fucking hell.
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    Coronavirus

    This is the typical media overblown bullshit. I think we do need a black death style plague though. Humans are over populating the earth causing untold harm to the planet. A virus wiping out a few billion would be perfectly healthy for our species.
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    Death List 2020

    I was only telling my girlfriend last night that if I ever got rich I'd never fly about in a helicopter all the time. I know planes can be dodgy but if the engine goes on a plane they can glide for 100 miles or so and even land on water whereas a helicopter will just drop out of the sky and...
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    Its always sunny in Philadelphia series 14

    I thought the last season was patchy but what can you expect from a show in it's 14th season and as someone else said, it's still the best comedy around. I enjoyed Mac's increased incessant God ramblings. Dennis is always gold and Frank delivered the best line of the season "these weren't the...
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    GMK Role Check

    That thread summed up GMK's greatness. The joke was rarely spoiled so whoever wasn't in the know spun themselves into a web which made everything funnier. I remember SDunne reacting incredibly to that one. A flounce for the ages.
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    GMK Role Check

    I was partially involved in that incident but it was Ncockles(sp?) that knowingly directed the insult and I was completely unaware that the girl was associated with anyone on GMK. I didn't quit the site. Smiles got a major hard on for me and completely banned any account that came from my IP...
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