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    Match Thread Southend United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 15th Feb

    This is a missed opportunity. If we won 12-0 we'd be ahead on goal difference and top of the league. Robins is one daft c**t.
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    Match Thread Southend United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 15th Feb

    Good job. Two minutes later Rotherham equalise and we're second. You cursed fate tempter!
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    Match Thread Southend United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 15th Feb

    Robins is on the under 1.5 goals market today lads. Put your rent on it.
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    I've already made a very popular post about this. Tyson Fury v Deontay Wilder II
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    Clive Eakin has officially peaked!

    Thanks, virgin with the LG phone.
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    Viral Funny Videos

    Grade A LOL sauce. His Keane impression is spot on.
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    Things that annoy you

    I like my coffee how I like my boys..
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    Things that annoy you

    I was in Starbucks (not my idea) the other night and there were a gang of teens sitting in the corner drinking lattes. They thought they were hard lads too by the conversation I could hear them having. What happened to drinking bottles of Strongbow in an alleyway and living in fear of getting...
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    Things that annoy you

    "Any plans for the weekend?"
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    We all know you're more of a Grindr man.
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    Football Films

    Great stuff. Series 2 has been made for a while now but Netflix don't seem in a rush to release it. While we're on the subject of documentaries. The Four Year Plan is probably the best I've seen purely due to the madness that was taking place at QPR at the time.
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    Football Films

    I think the worst part about them is when they try to recreate the lead up to a.goal or whatever and it just looks pathetically staged. They've never figured out how to successfully act playing football well.
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    What's in a name?

    Duncan.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    She could take down my particulars any time she liked.
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    Things that annoy you

    I have a few friends that will talk over each other while talking to me. I have to tell them that I can only listen to one person at a time. Awkward as fuck.
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    Football Films

    Green Street. Purely because all football films are shit but this is the shittest and features the worst cockney accent recorded on film.
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    Things that annoy you

    How dare you assume that only male changing rooms have bollocks in them! This is 2020, did you not know that women can have big hairy balls now too?
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    Nothing to keep us there anymore

    OP is absolutely correct. St Andrews is no longer fit for our expansive and delicious style of play. We need to go back to our spiritual home that is Six Fields and to hell with any fancy notions of playing in Coventry.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Parasite Not the best film of 2019 regardless of what the Oscars say but still really good. I can't really say much more because it'll spoil the film. 8.5/10
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    New TV series 2019

    Yes he is an absolute powerhouse of an actor. He was great in The Hateful Eight and was also really good in The Shield where he plays a proper c**t. He's this generations Jack Nicholson.
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