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    Peep show

    One of the things with Partridge and Bottom is that they're still as sharp and funny today as they ever were. I still watch Bottom and I'm Alan Partridge a lot and they were both made in the 90s. Most stuff from that era hasn't aged well at all. I stuck Blackadder on while browsing Netflix the...
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    Peep show

    Peep Show was great but went on too long and became a pastiche of itself which lowers it's ranking for me. The Mitchell and Webb sketch show had it's moments but was more miss than hit.
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    Death List 2020

    He revealed in an interview recently that he nearly died last year so it's not off the cards.
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    Things that annoy you

    I'm reading a sentence that doesn't have a question mark at the end. I hope you learn from this.
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    Are you happy

    I wouldn't go towards the medication route but I've read about certain people using them and finding relief. The Scottish comedian Limmy is very open about his depression. He almost committed suicide but pulled back and reluctantly went to a GP and asked for medication. He said that the...
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    Death List 2020

    That fat fucker is just a less successful Piers Morgan. He can barely hide his contempt for any "real life" people that he interviews.
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    Death List 2020

    "It's so sad. This needs to stop. Please read my article on this sad story in Celebrape magazine"
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    Wilder has said himself that he's so confident in his punching power that he doesn't rush into a fights swinging. His last fight against Ortiz was a prime example of him just waiting for the right moment because he knows it will invariably come and his chin is good enough to weather most storms...
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    Death List 2020

    Virtue signalling has replaced having any virtues. The world has gone completely mad and it's usually the horrible bastards that fake empathy and concern most.
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    Things that annoy you

    That's a good one. It boils my piss and I'm sure it's come about because the over worked, under paid staff want to leave at the actual closing time but it's not what I paid for. I want a relaxing hot drink in a comfy seat. Not the sound of screeching tables and chairs being pulled around and...
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    Wilder has a strong chin too so he can sit back and just wait for the right moment whereas Fury has to be on alert for Wilder's punch. Fury will also be aware that he needs to absolutely batter Wilder to get anything other than a loss or draw from the fraud American judges. So he'll be taking...
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    Where will we finish, the run in poll

    No one can predict the future. There are an infinite number of ways things can go can against us or for us. A moment of bad luck could define our season or a mere bad patch of 2-3 games could put us out of the running. Saying that, I have a belief in this team I've never had in a Coventry side...
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    Death List 2020

    The worst thing about celebrities these days is that most of them don't even have any talent and are only famous for being on reality TV. The way they are celebrated for being stupid and vacuous is bound to have a knock on effect in society. People just want to be famous for the sake of being...
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    Death List 2020

    She was treated badly but unfortunately it's a business that's predicated on the publics' thirst for celebrity train wrecks and unless people stop buying / clicking this shit, it'll never change. Some very well educated people in the media are deliberately distorting celebrities lives and...
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    I think Fury's head has been all over the place recently. WWE, books, public appearances, singing with Robbie Williams and he sacked off the trainer who helped him make his comeback. Wilder has just been going about his business and hasn't changed a thing. I hope Fury wins. He's the better...
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    Death List 2020

    I wouldn't touch those rags. Especially as page 3 is a thing of the past.
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    Death List 2020

    Is it true that she was dropped from her TV work because of the assault case coming up?
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    Erection

    How can a table give you an erection you sick bastard? Unless it's a glass table with you underneath watching as an Asian hooker takes a shit on top of it?
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    Match Thread Southend United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 15th Feb

    Yeah I'd agree. Anything can happen within top 9 or so. It's tighter than a Scotman's wallet and a even a small rough patch could change things dramatically.
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