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A. So what. B. To happen 11 matches have to go in a particular way, that's astronomical odds.

Can we give them our white kit to play in………

Technically yes, any baptised catholic male could be elected but be assured it ain't gonna be me, I'm just too bad- I discovered sex and...

brad Collins seen running away ?

Anyone fancy setting up a just giving page to give Lutons forum a revamp? I just went on it and ended up on Myspace

If we do not get promoted this season I think he will be offered a deal to extend his contract with the understanding he will leave next...

I was in a bar today in Pompey near where I work and I was wearing a Cov training top. Some older gent walks past me and says 'oh, a Cov...

Did anyone in the audience at Bedworth last night ask if Frank is going to sign a new goalkeeper in the summer.

Are you a contender for the next Pope then?

Just had an awful day at work. Spent all morning writing up a document and then did a Collins, failed to save it.

EMC, Bassette out for rest of season as well as Torp and Dovin. Bobby back for Middlesbrough game. 🤞🏻 Update, after listening to the...

Don't store your eggs in fridge , room temperature & they will not break the yolk when cracking .

The UK can not go bankrupt or run out of £. Don't talk rubbish. Pensions are too low not too high.

From Lampards press conference: EMC and Bassette both out for rest of league season. Thomas hopefully back for Boro game