This has come up countless times OtisI'll start, because it's been bugging me all night.
What's the larger number out of the two, umpteen or eleventy?
Why do you feel more naked with nothing on bar a pair of shoes than when you have nothing on at all?
I can’t think of any reason why I would put on a pair of shoes whilst starkers… or take everything off before taking my shoes off!! But I could imagine it feels a whole lot odder
Eleventy only becomes relevant if you combine it with Billion. Otherwise I can imagine it never being used.
I'll start, because it's been bugging me all night.
What's the larger number out of the two, umpteen or eleventy?
Eleventy.
“-teen” as a suffix implies it’s in the 13-19 range, at most between 19 & 20.
“-ty” suffix implies a multiple of ten, eleven suggests that eleventy = 110
This is what lead to the great rift that caused the “Who Let The Dogs Out?” War. Is it a misogynistic song, or are the dogs the men themselves and is it a comment on toxic masculinity or a celebration?
Thankfully this is why we have philosophy.
Can do most of these too:
Jump: static movement from outside to inside. Also bathtub side needs clearing.
Pop: implies out and in again, a temporary change of location
Grab: You have to stick your hand out to the stream of traffic and grab a taxi out of it
Hop: more active than jump as you need to get on the bus as it’s slowly moving past like in days of yore
Catch: trains feel like they stop less than taxis and are going that way anyway so you have to catch it up and be quick getting on. More active than grab
Take it you are on annual leave today Shmmeee?
What I really want to know is ...
When Adele sings 'someone like you' does she mean:
a) find someone who is like her former partner
b) find someone else in the way her former partner has found someone else
When Adele sings 'someone like you' does she mean:
a) find someone who is like her former partner
b) find someone else in the way her former partner has found someone else
Going to the shop in a naturist holiday park???
An uphill battle is a bad thing, so when your health goes downhill shouldn't that be good? Going downhill is a piece of piss
Eleventy. For the simple reason umpteen is a definitive number. It’s always just umpteen. Eleventy though is always the start of a larger number, such as eleventy billion. Case closed. You’re welcome. Now go and get eleventy winks.I'll start, because it's been bugging me all night.
What's the larger number out of the two, umpteen or eleventy?
I think it’s reference to acceleration when you go downhill. So when your health is going downhill it’s a reference to deteriorating health deteriorating at an accelerating speed.
Still confused about lyrics "I would do anything for love,....... but I won't do THAT!"
WTF is 'that' ?
WTF is 'that' ?
Sarah Millican explains that in one of her standup routines.
The joke is that she has a pair of knickers that say on the front “I will do anything for love”, then on the back they say “but I won’t do that”.
Well the over dinner conversation where I update her on the latest SBT gossip should be a bit lively laterIndeed she does
What happened on SBT today dear. Well, the whole forum knows I kick your back door in.Well the over dinner conversation where I update her on the latest SBT gossip should be a bit lively later
How comes when you watch a science fiction movie when two space ships meet they are always the same way up , what is the right way up in space
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If you scratch your arse in the night and don't sniff your fingers, do they still smell?
