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Richard Smith
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what do you call a man with a segual on his head .................................................... cliff
Coventry La La La
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My mate is haunted by a ghost which plays on his xbox all night.
It needs to get a life.
It needs to get a life.
Richard Smith
New Member
what do you call a chicken in a shell suit.................................................................. a egg
Hugh Jarse
Well-Known Member
what do you call a man with a segual on his head .................................................... cliff
Is that Steven Segual?
What do you call a nun with a washung machine on her head?
Sister matic
Hugh Jarse
Well-Known Member
what do you call a man with a segual on his head .................................................... cliff
Is that Steven Segual?
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister matic
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Coventry La La La
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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
Praise the Baby Cheeses!!
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
What do you call a man with a plank on his head ..................... EDWARD
What do you call a man with three planks on his head .............. EDWARD WOODWARD
What do you call a man with three planks on his head .............. EDWARD WOODWARD
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? .................. Reg!
What does his mum call him? ......................... R Reg!
What does his mum call him? ......................... R Reg!
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
What do you call a woman with only one leg? .................... Eileen!
What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? ................ Irene?
What do you call a woman with no legs ...................... Nolene!
What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? ................ Irene?
What do you call a woman with no legs ...................... Nolene!
cov_russell
Facebook User
I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet.
There was another page but I can't find it.
There was another page but I can't find it.
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
SKY NEWS- Sailor Dee Caffari has become the only woman to have sailed around the world non-stop three times.
typical fucking woman, can't even find a parking space for a boat.
typical fucking woman, can't even find a parking space for a boat.
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"
I said, "It has to be affordable"
He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
I said, "It has to be affordable"
He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap but she's a bit clingy.
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
Dolly Parton in BBC Radio 2 interview:
'My father couldn't read or write. But he was a very intelligent man, he could have been anything.'
Well, except a writer. :claping hands:
'My father couldn't read or write. But he was a very intelligent man, he could have been anything.'
Well, except a writer. :claping hands:
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
My girlfriend said that I'm too immature for her.
I said "If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"
She said "What's an Arsfor?"
"Shitting out of." I said, and giggled for 20 minutes.
I said "If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"
She said "What's an Arsfor?"
"Shitting out of." I said, and giggled for 20 minutes.
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
There are 3 things in life that are certain -
Death,
Taxes,
and that if you load up Windows Media Player and the volume control is set right down to 2 or 5 out of 100, it means that the last person on there was watching porn.
Death,
Taxes,
and that if you load up Windows Media Player and the volume control is set right down to 2 or 5 out of 100, it means that the last person on there was watching porn.
Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid Liverpool for theirs!
Disorganised1
New Member
I went to a disco last night;
They played the Twist ~ I twisted;
They played Jump ~ I jumped
They played Come On Eileen ~ I got thrown out after that.
They played the Twist ~ I twisted;
They played Jump ~ I jumped
They played Come On Eileen ~ I got thrown out after that.
bamalamafizzfazz
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Ha ha I'm stealing that one.
