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Winning League 1 wasn’t great for everyone (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Covkid1968#
  • Start date Jun 29, 2020
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Covkid1968#

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #1
Whilst we have all been loving these last couple of weeks, please spare a thought for Houchen who gave a commitment to go Sky Blue should we get promoted. What Houchie didn’t know because he didn’t do his research before making a promise, was that food dye, whilst harmless, doesn’t simply wash out so he had to be shaved. Now he has to look a right tit in front of his mates down the local park.... who all think he’s got mange.
Needless to say.... should the unthinkable happen and we make it to the PL.... Houchen won’t be partaking in the celebrations
 
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rob9872

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #2
He should wear it with pride and tell all the plastic premiership supporting poodles to piss off
 
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Sky Blue Harry H

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #3
How did you come up with the name Houchen?
 
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skybluesam66

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #4
Love it, but i would probably be divorced by now if i did that to ours
 

Covkid1968#

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #5
skybluesam66 said:
Love it, but i would probably be divorced by now if i did that to ours
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In fairness - I am only just emerging from the dogs house over it.
 
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Covkid1968#

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #6
Sky Blue Harry H said:
How did you come up with the name Houchen?
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Oh yes that did take some thinking about as I really wanted a name that could be linked to one of my great passions in life......I can't tell you how difficult it is to come up with a name that rhymes with Feltching.
 
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AStonesThrow

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #7
Covkid1968# said:
Oh yes that did take some thinking about as I really wanted a name that could be linked to one of my great passions in life......I can't tell you how difficult it is to come up with a name that rhymes with Feltching.
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Nothing worse than a feltch belch
 
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vow

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #8
Poor doggie!

What colour is his 'Lipstick' when it pops out!?
 
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Covkid1968#

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #9
vow said:
Poor doggie!

What colour is his 'Lipstick' when it pops out!?
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FFS... he’s a loved member of my family and not here to satisfy your odd sexual interests. But as you’ve asked.... it’s a rather cheeky but lush deep red.
 
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Nick

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  • Jun 29, 2020
  • #10
Covkid1968# said:
FFS... he’s a loved member of my family and not here to satisfy your odd sexual interests. But as you’ve asked.... it’s a rather cheeky but lush deep red.
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Lush?

 
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BackRoomRummermill

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  • Jun 30, 2020
  • #11
Bizarre thread celebrating dog cruelty and a dogs genitals , I must be living in a parallel universe
 

Covkid1968#

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  • Jun 30, 2020
  • #12
BackRoomRummermill said:
Bizarre thread celebrating dog cruelty and a dogs genitals , I must be living in a parallel universe
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The dog survived..... no drama. He didn’t find it amusing either...
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 21, 2021
  • #13
Covkid1968# said:
View attachment 15685 View attachment 15683 Whilst we have all been loving these last couple of weeks, please spare a thought for Houchen who gave a commitment to go Sky Blue should we get promoted. What Houchie didn’t know because he didn’t do his research before making a promise, was that food dye, whilst harmless, doesn’t simply wash out so he had to be shaved. Now he has to look a right tit in front of his mates down the local park.... who all think he’s got mange.
Needless to say.... should the unthinkable happen and we make it to the PL.... Houchen won’t be partaking in the celebrations
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You started a craze,being emulated in Russia. Lol

Russia's stray dogs with bright-coloured fur - pictures - BBC News

First bright blue dogs, then bright green ones - pictures of a Russian winter mystery.
www.bbc.co.uk
 

Covkid1968#

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  • Feb 21, 2021
  • #14
Hahaha.... I’m not sharing this with the Mrs as I spent most of last summer in the dogs house over it, and this would start her off again

As for the dog...think it’s fair to say that it took a long time for him to trust me again at bath time.... took months to get it out and in the end he had to be shaved.....

 
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