Winning League 1 wasn’t great for everyone

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    8B95590B-D7A3-4668-92E8-65FE9C71B848.jpeg 98EC257F-2CAF-4C17-A1F6-A3574FE615A7.jpeg Whilst we have all been loving these last couple of weeks, please spare a thought for Houchen who gave a commitment to go Sky Blue should we get promoted. What Houchie didn’t know because he didn’t do his research before making a promise, was that food dye, whilst harmless, doesn’t simply wash out so he had to be shaved. Now he has to look a right tit in front of his mates down the local park.... who all think he’s got mange.
    Needless to say.... should the unthinkable happen and we make it to the PL.... Houchen won’t be partaking in the celebrations
     
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    He should wear it with pride and tell all the plastic premiership supporting poodles to piss off
     
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    How did you come up with the name Houchen?
     
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    Love it, but i would probably be divorced by now if i did that to ours
     
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    In fairness - I am only just emerging from the dogs house over it.
     
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    Oh yes that did take some thinking about as I really wanted a name that could be linked to one of my great passions in life......I can't tell you how difficult it is to come up with a name that rhymes with Feltching.
     
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    Nothing worse than a feltch belch
     
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    Poor doggie!

    What colour is his 'Lipstick' when it pops out!?
     
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    FFS... he’s a loved member of my family and not here to satisfy your odd sexual interests. But as you’ve asked.... it’s a rather cheeky but lush deep red.
     
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    Lush?

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    Bizarre thread celebrating dog cruelty and a dogs genitals , I must be living in a parallel universe
     
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    The dog survived..... no drama. He didn’t find it amusing either...
     

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