While the brothers are fighting... (1 Viewer)

Hadji's_Goatee

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• Oct 19, 2016

• #1

..it is easy for the thief to enter the house and rob the mother.

 

vow

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• Oct 19, 2016

• #2

Wise words mate, lets rock!

 

skybluebeduff

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• Oct 19, 2016

• #3

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

 

christonabike

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #4

Dont eat yellow snow.

 

Warwickhunt

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #5

Yellow Sardines!

 

skybluebeduff

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #6

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

 

robbiekeane

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #7

He who says he can and he who says he can't, are both usually right

 

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oldfiver

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #8

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

 

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Monners

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #9

Never eat cheese before bedtime

 

Gynnsthetonic

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #10

Don't stand up in a canoe!

 

ajsccfc

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #11

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

 

the rumpo kid

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #12

never shit with your pants on

 

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shy_tall_knight

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #13

He who laughs last, never really understood the joke

 

CovisGod

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #14

Never feed Gremlins after midnight.....

 

standupforcity

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #15

'You can't ride the horse in the direction he's not going'....although sisu try all the time!!

 

Astute

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #16

Be willing to try new things. If you don't enjoy it don't try again.

I have never been able to understand people that get married multiple times.

 

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Kingokings204

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #17

As my old dad use to say..... ask your mum

 

Esoterica

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #18

One in the bum, no harm done.

 

robbieray

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #19

Don't knock your gma while she's shaving

 

Joy Division

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #20

Esoterica said:

One in the bum, no harm done.

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robbieray said:

Don't knock your gma while she's shaving

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Ewwwww

 

shmmeee

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #21

Astute said:

Be willing to try new things. If you don't enjoy it don't try again.

I have never been able to understand people that get married multiple times.

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I'd have thought as a Cov fan baseless optimism would be something of a specialist subject.

 

Captain Dart

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #22

christonabike said:

Dont eat yellow snow.

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I always remember from long back Frank Zappa used that one in a song... "Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"

 

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #23

Keep your friends Close and your Enemies Closer .

 

Sbarcher

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #24

If you ever try that Ali stuff to help you lose weight, never,ever trust a Fart!

 

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cov soul

Member

• Oct 20, 2016

• #25

don't let them , devied and rule.

 

andrew.roberts

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #26

If you are over sixty and pass a toilet, use it

Sent from my XT1068 using Tapatalk

 

jackdg

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #27

When Cherries are red, they're ready for plucking
When girls are 16 they'r..........

 

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Monners

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #28

Keep pants clean or fungus grows slowly.
One for all you ecologists out there on species classification.

 

trevelfarandwide

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #29

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a chuck could...fuck, wait, sorry...

 

christonabike

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #30

Man who pisses against the wind always gets his own back.

 

Sky Blue Kid

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #31

andrew.roberts said:

If you are over sixty and pass a toilet, use it

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Get to the hospital.....

 

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Deleted member 2477

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #32

Never let sisu own your football club or get in bed with joy seppala

 

Bumberclart

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #33

Man who goes to sleep with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger.

 

SkyBlueRuffian

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #34

Dirty duvet, dirty mind!

 

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Deleted member 5849

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• Oct 20, 2016

• #35

shmmeee said:

I'd have thought as a Cov fan baseless optimism would be something of a specialist subject.

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Cynical resignation, more like!