While the brothers are fighting... (1 Viewer)

[Hadji's_Goatee]

..it is easy for the thief to enter the house and rob the mother.

 

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[vow]

Wise words mate, lets rock!

 

[skybluebeduff]

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

 

[christonabike]

Dont eat yellow snow.

 

[Warwickhunt]

Yellow Sardines!

 

[skybluebeduff]

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

 

[robbiekeane]

He who says he can and he who says he can't, are both usually right

 

[oldfiver]

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

 

[Monners]

Never eat cheese before bedtime

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

Don't stand up in a canoe!

 

[ajsccfc]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

 

[the rumpo kid]

never shit with your pants on

 

[shy_tall_knight]

He who laughs last, never really understood the joke

 

[CovisGod]

Never feed Gremlins after midnight.....

 

[standupforcity]

'You can't ride the horse in the direction he's not going'....although sisu try all the time!!

 

[Astute]

Be willing to try new things. If you don't enjoy it don't try again.

I have never been able to understand people that get married multiple times.

 

[Kingokings204]

As my old dad use to say..... ask your mum

 

[Esoterica]

One in the bum, no harm done.

 

[robbieray]

Don't knock your gma while she's shaving

 

[Joy Division]

One in the bum, no harm done.

Don't knock your gma while she's shaving

Ewwwww

 

[shmmeee]

Be willing to try new things. If you don't enjoy it don't try again.

I have never been able to understand people that get married multiple times.

I'd have thought as a Cov fan baseless optimism would be something of a specialist subject.

 

[Captain Dart]

Dont eat yellow snow.

I always remember from long back Frank Zappa used that one in a song... "Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

Keep your friends Close and your Enemies Closer .

 

[Sbarcher]

If you ever try that Ali stuff to help you lose weight, never,ever trust a Fart!

 

[cov soul]

don't let them , devied and rule.

 

[andrew.roberts]

If you are over sixty and pass a toilet, use it

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[jackdg]

When Cherries are red, they're ready for plucking
When girls are 16 they'r..........

 

[Monners]

Keep pants clean or fungus grows slowly.
One for all you ecologists out there on species classification.

 

[trevelfarandwide]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a chuck could...fuck, wait, sorry...

 

[christonabike]

Man who pisses against the wind always gets his own back.

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

If you are over sixty and pass a toilet, use it

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Get to the hospital.....

 

[Deleted member 2477]

Never let sisu own your football club or get in bed with joy seppala

 

[Bumberclart]

Man who goes to sleep with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger.

 

[SkyBlueRuffian]

Dirty duvet, dirty mind!

 

[NorthernWisdom]

I'd have thought as a Cov fan baseless optimism would be something of a specialist subject.

Cynical resignation, more like!