What Would You Like to Say? (1 Viewer)

[Malaka]

As I get older, I get less patient and am far less impressed with certain people and just don't get the fascination. Here are somethings that if I met certain people I hope I have the kahunas to say to them

Morrissey: 'You are fucking boring'
Eminem: 'I hate your whiney voice you jumped up little shit'
Michael McIntyre: 'You ain't funny at all'
Prince Charles: 'Come out! admit you are gay and be happy'
Boris Johnson: 'You're a cock'
The Cast of Towie: 'I hate you pretentious bunch of dicks'
Rhianna: 'Your music is shit, but I would love to'
Bruce Springstein: 'How the fuck did you make it so big?'
Sepp Blatter: 'You c**t!'
Vladimir Putin: 'I bet you have a small penis you short arsed little twat'
Donald Trump: I would just point to his hair and piss myself laughing

What would you say to anyone if you could get away with it?

 

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[Ian1779]

The Cast of Towie: 'I hate you pretentious bunch of dicks'

You lot, along with those cunts on Geordie Shore are the reasons why millions of kids now have an aspiration to become a 'celebrity' when they grow up.

You're not celebrities, you're over-tanned fucktards with the IQ of a slug. And like slugs, you don't ever fuck off and need exterminating.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Mr Putin sir would you like to buy a football club?

But agree with most of that but most of them celebrity types I would have to ask them who they are and what they do first.

 

[Ashdown]

How did the 'Boss' make it !? Prodigious talent and extremely hard work plus a great back up band springs to mind !

 

[CCFC88]

You lot, along with those cunts on Geordie Shore are the reasons why millions of kids now have an aspiration to become a 'celebrity' when they grow up.

You're not celebrities, you're over-tanned fucktards with the IQ of a slug. And like slugs, you don't ever fuck off and need exterminating.

These are the kids that had the aspiration to become a celebrity, the "celebrity culture" was created a long time before these programs, these program just gave them a platform to do so. Fair play to them in my opinion, theyve made something of their lives instead of growing up working in supermarkets and JD sports.

 

[robbieray]

To Pixie Lott what do you want for breakfast and yes i was GIB last night