As I get older, I get less patient and am far less impressed with certain people and just don't get the fascination. Here are somethings that if I met certain people I hope I have the kahunas to say to them
Morrissey: 'You are fucking boring'
Eminem: 'I hate your whiney voice you jumped up little shit'
Michael McIntyre: 'You ain't funny at all'
Prince Charles: 'Come out! admit you are gay and be happy'
Boris Johnson: 'You're a cock'
The Cast of Towie: 'I hate you pretentious bunch of dicks'
Rhianna: 'Your music is shit, but I would love to'
Bruce Springstein: 'How the fuck did you make it so big?'
Sepp Blatter: 'You c**t!'
Vladimir Putin: 'I bet you have a small penis you short arsed little twat'
Donald Trump: I would just point to his hair and piss myself laughing
What would you say to anyone if you could get away with it?
You lot, along with those cunts on Geordie Shore are the reasons why millions of kids now have an aspiration to become a 'celebrity' when they grow up.
You're not celebrities, you're over-tanned fucktards with the IQ of a slug. And like slugs, you don't ever fuck off and need exterminating.
You lot, along with those cunts on Geordie Shore are the reasons why millions of kids now have an aspiration to become a 'celebrity' when they grow up.
You're not celebrities, you're over-tanned fucktards with the IQ of a slug. And like slugs, you don't ever fuck off and need exterminating.
These are the kids that had the aspiration to become a celebrity, the "celebrity culture" was created a long time before these programs, these program just gave them a platform to do so. Fair play to them in my opinion, theyve made something of their lives instead of growing up working in supermarkets and JD sports.