nunchuckas

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To the tune of Tony Christie's (Is This the Way To) Amarillo

We've got Wesley Jobello,
He'll kick the Wasps out of the Ricoh,
Give him the ball and watch him go,
Scoring goals for Coventry
sha la la la la la la la (clap clap)

....I'll get my coat.
 

Fergusons_Beard

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To the tune of Tony Christie's (Is This the Way To) Amarillo

We've got Wesley Jobello,
He'll kick the Wasps out of the Ricoh,
Give him the ball and watch him go,
Scoring goals for Coventry
sha la la la la la la la (clap clap)

....I'll get my coat.

You Need to work on that last line....


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Evo1883

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Coventry
Can't we just be cliche and say he's tall lanky and has a massive cock or nah?
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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When he signed "Mellow Yellow" popped straight into my head

#They call him Wes Jobello#
#He plays in Blue or Yellow#
#He's a lovely fellow#
#He always says hello#

#We're just mad about Jobello#
#Jobello's mad about us#
 

Tommo1993

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U2 Vertigo

Hello, hello. Wesley Jobello.
He’s better than Bobby Firminho

I don’t have the rest.

(And in no way do I actually suggest that he’s better, but we did say it about McSheffrey and Henry!)
 

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nunchuckas

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Umbrella by Rihanna:

Now we'll score goals more than ever,
That's why we sing in acapella,
We might not have the Ricoh,
But we do have Wes Jobello, ello, ello, ay , ay, ay
 
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nunchuckas

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Or

Now he's our favourite fellow,
That's why we shout and bellow,
We might not have the Ricoh,
But we do have Wes Jobello, ello, ello, ay , ay, ay
 

JulianDarbyFTW

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We all live in Jobello's submarine, Jobello's submarine, Jobello's submarine...

Not as silly as it sounds. Let's say an average crowd of 5000 next season. A typical nuclear submarine holds approx. 135 people, so Wesley would only need to own 37 military submarines to fit us all in. And copious amounts of yellow paint, obviously.
 
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We all live in Jobello's submarine, Jobello's submarine, Jobello's submarine...

Not as silly as it sounds. Let's say an average crowd of 5000 next season. A typical nuclear submarine holds approx. 135 people, so Wesley would only need to own 37 military submarines to fit us all in. And copious amounts of yellow paint, obviously.

Jobello’s submarine gets my vote.
 
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DannyThomas_1981

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Most likely songs from the faithful after the first wayward pass:

"Boo"
"Shoot"
"Get him off"
"Not good enough Robins"
"You French wanker"
 
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Ian Harding

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That is terrible
Seriously do we need to go on about the Wasps and the Ricoh, don't waste anymore breath on them
Sing about going back home , how wonderful Coventry is etc but we don't need to be associated with the other crap

To the tune of Tony Christie's (Is This the Way To) Amarillo

We've got Wesley Jobello,
He'll kick the Wasps out of the Ricoh,
Give him the ball and watch him go,
Scoring goals for Coventry
sha la la la la la la la (clap clap)

....I'll get my coat.
 

JulianDarbyFTW

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That is terrible
Seriously do we need to go on about the Wasps and the Ricoh, don't waste anymore breath on them
Sing about going back home , how wonderful Coventry is etc but we don't need to be associated with the other crap

It's a bit long, and I'm not sure the lyrics work, but hum the tune and we'll give it a go.
 
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DannyThomas_1981

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That is terrible
Seriously do we need to go on about the Wasps and the Ricoh, don't waste anymore breath on them
Sing about going back home , how wonderful Coventry is etc but we don't need to be associated with the other crap

Each to their own Ian.....

'We've got Wesley Jobello,
He'll kick the Wasps out of the Ricoh.....'

Personally that made me laugh out loud - just brilliant!
 
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