We need more poetry about Laurent Delorge. (1 Viewer)

[paulw]

He came from Belgium true to rein
Upon England land and plain
He was a star so young and true
When he embraced the might Sky Blue

Laurent Delorge was his name
Not one of fortune or of fame
But he will always be in our hearts
Because he always played his part

So don't be quick to discount him
Because he always tried to please
He was a player of talent huge
He is always known as Laurent Delorge

 

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[Hobo]

Once we spoke of Laurent Delorge,
Now we speak of law, rent and de fraud.

 

[shmmeee]

He Laurent Delorge
From Belguim, tricky player
No final product

 

[CJ_covblaze]

Once we spoke of Laurent Delorge,
Now we speak of law, rent and de fraud.

Oh the irony, allegedly!

 

[CJ_covblaze]

Not allegedly any more! Only took 8 years.

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

I wanted to gorge,
On the skills of Delorge,
But after a while,
I thought, with no smile,
Strachan paid quite a bit,
For a big pile of shit.


(c) JDFTW 2014

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Oh Laurent, wo oh oh oh
Oh Laurent wo oh oh oh
Got such a lovely name
A shame about your game

Got beat up in a club
And hated English grub

etc etc...ad nauseum