Wankers at work (1 Viewer)

Marty · Oct 5, 2012

What the fuck is wrong with some people, purposely go out of their way to cause trouble. Hes only a new starter and is frigging useless too. He walks around like he owns the place but is a complete bellend.

If you have an issue then come to me and tell me, or failing that the team leader, not the frigging top boss in the place, complete and utter c**t.

CovKingChris · Oct 5, 2012

Whut??????

Nick · Oct 5, 2012

Whats he grassed you up for?

Marty · Oct 5, 2012

Just a bit angry. Sorry if it doesn't make sense.

Nick · Oct 5, 2012

I thought it was a post about people who rubbed one off in the work place.... :jerkit:

Marty · Oct 5, 2012

Nick said:
Whats he grassed you up for?

Fitted the wrong part. 30 second job to put right, he could have done it himself but he acts like a complete c**t.

We'll_live_and_die · Oct 5, 2012

What do you do Marty?

Otis · Oct 5, 2012

Hopefully not putting together nuclear missiles.

Marty · Oct 5, 2012

Otis said:
Hopefully not putting together nuclear missiles.

I'd have blown myself up by now, trust me.

Covstu · Oct 5, 2012

Marty said:
What the feck is wrong with some people, purposely go out of their way to cause trouble. Hes only a new starter and is frigging useless too. He walks around like he owns the place but is a complete bellend.

If you have an issue then come to me and tell me, or failing that the team leader, not the frigging top boss in the place, complete and utter c-unit.

Who pissed in your chips?

Otis · Oct 5, 2012

Maybe that was exactly it.

Lunch time, just back from Beale's Plaice with takeaway tucked under his arm, urinals blocked, colleague desperate.

ohitsaidwalker king power · Oct 5, 2012

Batter bits?

SkyBlueScottie · Oct 6, 2012

So you are in a strop cos you did something wrong, you cant blame the other guy for your incompetence. A healthy whisleblowing policy in the workplace should be encouraged if ts used to raise standards.

Astute · Oct 6, 2012

SkyBlueScottie said:
So you are in a strop cos you did something wrong, you cant blame the other guy for your incompetence. A healthy whisleblowing policy in the workplace should be encouraged if ts used to raise standards.

You forgot to add that grassing is good for team morale at work

Otis · Oct 6, 2012

SkyBlueScottie said:
So you are in a strop cos you did something wrong, you cant blame the other guy for your incompetence. A healthy whisleblowing policy in the workplace should be encouraged if ts used to raise standards.

Thanks Mr. campaign manager for the Hitler Youth!

Nick · Oct 6, 2012

SkyBlueScottie said:
So you are in a strop cos you did something wrong, you cant blame the other guy for your incompetence. A healthy whisleblowing policy in the workplace should be encouraged if ts used to raise standards.

Get bullied at school?

Brighton Sky Blue · Oct 6, 2012

Otis said:
Maybe that was exactly it.

Lunch time, just back from Beale's Plaice with takeaway tucked under his arm, urinals blocked, colleague desperate.

That's been going downhill since Lucy took the reins. McClunkey's is the real deal now.

Covstu · Oct 6, 2012

Brighton Sky Blue said:
That's been going downhill since Lucy took the reins. McClunkey's is the real deal now.

You k ow too much about east Enders mate

Marty · Oct 6, 2012

SkyBlueScottie said:
So you are in a strop cos you did something wrong, you cant blame the other guy for your incompetence. A healthy whisleblowing policy in the workplace should be encouraged if ts used to raise standards.

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I fit around 15 parts per item (I have the choice from about 30 parts to fit (different depending on customer requirements)) & I complete over 700 items a week. The last time I fitted the wrong part was about a month. One item wrong every month or every 3000 items is not bad going at all. I accept I made a mistake and hold my hands up to it but it's the way the prick went about it that pissed me off.

How hard would it have been to just flag it up to me so I could put it right. That's what I do If I get items with the wrong parts fitted, but then saying that, I'm not a little cock sucker like some.

rustyredline · Oct 6, 2012

Not a good way to make friends at his new job. Warn others of his lack of comradeship. A blatant case arse licking to the manager s. :jerkit: 's @ work, you get 'em most places I imagine

Astute · Oct 6, 2012

Marty said:
I'm not a little cock sucker like some.

I take it you prefer them big then

skybluejelly · Oct 6, 2012

Marty said:
I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I fit around 15 parts per item (I have the choice from about 30 parts to fit (different depending on customer requirements)) & I complete over 700 items a week. The last time I fitted the wrong part was about a month. One item wrong every month or every 3000 items is not bad going at all. I accept I made a mistake and hold my hands up to it but it's the way the prick went about it that pissed me off.

How hard would it have been to just flag it up to me so I could put it right. That's what I do If I get items with the wrong parts fitted, but then saying that, I'm not a little cock sucker like some.

Do you work in McDonald's assembling burgers

Grendel · Oct 6, 2012

Marty said:
I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I fit around 15 parts per item (I have the choice from about 30 parts to fit (different depending on customer requirements)) & I complete over 700 items a week. The last time I fitted the wrong part was about a month. One item wrong every month or every 3000 items is not bad going at all. I accept I made a mistake and hold my hands up to it but it's the way the prick went about it that pissed me off.

How hard would it have been to just flag it up to me so I could put it right. That's what I do If I get items with the wrong parts fitted, but then saying that, I'm not a little cock sucker like some.

So you only average 12 wrong parts a year. Well if you work in the aviation industry I would find that very reassuring.

Marty · Oct 6, 2012

skybluejelly said:
Do you work in McDonald's assembling burgers

If only....... dream job.

Hugh Jarse · Oct 8, 2012

Now, we know he's not going to tell us what job he does.

We'll_live_and_die · Oct 8, 2012

He makes Tractors, so it doesn't really matter if the odd part fails or is missing as it's only going to kill a scarecrow or sheepdog.

olderskyblue · Oct 8, 2012

your boss needs to know who's screwing up on a regular basis.....

We'll_live_and_die · Oct 8, 2012

olderskyblue said:
your boss needs to know who's screwing up on a regular basis.....

I do.......

Paxman II · Oct 8, 2012

How about approaching this 'cnut' and asking him what he thought he was gaining by going directly to the ivory tower?

Is there another chain of command he should have followed?

Do you build computers?

Marty · Oct 9, 2012

Well, was called into the managers office today, was shitting myself like, but my TL stuck up for me and said I was a good worker and stuff. The manager said nothing really and we just ended up having a joke about things really. Nothing else will be done, but now everyone knows how much of a c**t the other lad is. So that's a result I guess.

I don't build computers or won't be saying which company I work for.

BackRoomRummermill · Oct 28, 2012

Marty said:
Well, was called into the managers office today, was shitting myself like, but my TL stuck up for me and said I was a good worker and stuff. The manager said nothing really and we just ended up having a joke about things really. Nothing else will be done, but now everyone knows how much of a c**t the other lad is. So that's a result I guess.

I don't build computers or won't be saying which company I work for.

Good and it also lets your boss know he has a fly bastard on the payroll, he has been totally discredited. In this climate we all need to work together to make a living

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