Tickets for sale!! (4 Viewers)

[Dudleycov]

I got two tickets available for tommorow £10 each in the cov telegraph stand. Let me know if your interested??

 

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[TheParsonsHose]

Where are you based? and are they adult tickets?

 

[kg82]

I'm going to stick my neck out here and guess he's based in Dudley!!

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Where are you based? and are they adult tickets?

Gotta love this. I reckon he is based in Adelaide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Park,_South_Australia

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

Gotta love this. I reckon he is based in Adelaide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Park,_South_Australia

without wishing to stereotype our colonial cousins... if he were an Ozzie... I wonder....does he have a wife called "Sheila" and a dog called "Dingo"?

 

[Nick]

without wishing to stereotype our colonial cousins... if he were an Ozzie... I wonder....does he have a wife called "Sheila" and a dog called "Dingo"?

And drive a Ute?

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

His sisters are called Kylie and Danny and his favourite musician is Jason Donavon. He can't make it to the game as he's staying home to watch Mel B present Dancing With the Stars down under on Foxtel. He may also pop to Lou's Plaice for a pint after he has visited Doctor Karls surgery.

 

[Nick]

I have cracked it, this is him!!!

On another note, lets get back on topic about selling tickets...

 

[TheParsonsHose]

LOL I knew this would happen the minute I posted....

His name could be Dudley maybe?
He could work in Dudley and live in Coventry?

 

[Dudleycov]

LOL I knew this would happen the minute I posted....

His name could be Dudley maybe?
He could work in Dudley and live in Coventry?

Hi mate it's two adult in the cov telegraph stand,they are issued academy tickets but my two mates can't go. I'm going to the game tommorow so could meet you outside the ground if your interested??

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Yep, have PM'd you.

 

[kg82]

We all want to know where you're from now though!

 

[Dudleycov]

I'm from dudley in the black country in the west midlands in England which is in Europe lol

 

[Gray]

.............yam yam

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Damn! there goes my "his name is Dudley" get out of jail card!

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Hi mate it's two adult in the cov telegraph stand,they are issued academy tickets but my two mates can't go. I'm going to the game tommorow so could meet you outside the ground if your interested??

Fair Dinkum Ralph. I think a tenner each is a bit much for free tickets though don't you?

 

[Dudleycov]

Not really i have to come from dudley to hand them over pays for my petrol really and its a saving of £24 so its a no brainer really

 

[Sbarcher]

Think you're all jumping to the wrong conclusion. This is what happens with a kangeroo court!!

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Fair Dinkum Ralph. I think a tenner each is a bit much for free tickets though don't you?

Did I tell you about the time I watched England vs Sweden in Germany 2006 on a free ticket???? I paid 450 euro for it!

 

[Dudleycov]

How did that come about lol

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Did I tell you about the time I watched England vs Sweden in Germany 2006 on a free ticket???? I paid 450 euro for it!

In that case, Ralph stick your price up by £100.

 

[Dudleycov]

In that case, Ralph stick your price up by £100.

Why do you call me ralph????

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Why do you call me ralph????

Ralph from home and away.


I hope you stick around for some Moore banter Dudley.

I have cracked it, this is him!!!

On another note, lets get back on topic about selling tickets...

 

[Dudleycov]

oooo lol i thought his name was alf?? i may stick around

 

[Astute]

I'm from dudley in the black country in the west midlands in England which is in Europe lol

We don't allow any racist comments in here Ralph

 

[smileycov]

Give him an Ozzy kiss.....French, but Down Under

 

[Covstu]

is he drinking gold? i hear its very chic....

 

[kg82]

oooo lol i thought his name was alf?? i may stick around

His name IS Alf! Alf Stewart! Rich, tha flamin gallah, got it wrong!

 

[Astute]

So who is Ralph then?

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Give him an Ozzy kiss.....French, but Down Under

Is that like what Tulisa did?

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

His name IS Alf! Alf Stewart! Rich, tha flamin gallah, got it wrong!

Don't jump to conclusions Jack.

 

[kg82]

Kangaroos freak me out! Don't know what it is about them but I reckon they're pure evil!

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

I bet Ralph isn't scared of them, given that he must see them in the wild each day.

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Ralph from home and away.


I hope you stick around for some Moore banter Dudley.

I like what you did with the last bit but the Ralph vs Alf debate has legs now!:facepalm:

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Ralph is Alfs long lost cousin from Dudley, England.