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clint van damme

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #1
what the fuck is going on? People burning down masts and abusing engineers at the behest of Amanda Holden.
As if shit was weird enough at the moment.
 
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Otis

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #2
Because if they plug it in we are all going to die.
 

clint van damme

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #3
Otis said:
Because if they plug it in we are all going to die.
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this is the 21st century equivalent of human sacrifice, throwing rocks at the moon and hanging monkeys.
 
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Grendel

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #4
clint van damme said:
what the fuck is going on? People burning down masts and abusing engineers at the behest of Amanda Holden.
As if shit was weird enough at the moment.
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What has Amanda Holden got to do with anything?
 

Otis

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #5
clint van damme said:
this is the 21st century equivalent of human sacrifice, throwing rocks at the moon and hanging monkeys.
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I like the dunking witches idea.

We find someone we think might have the virus, strap them to a chair and dunk them into a canal.

If they survive being under water for 14 minutes, that means they have the virus.

It they die, that means they won't catch it.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
 
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clint van damme

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #6
Grendel said:
What has Amanda Holden got to do with anything?
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she been sharing a petition, not the only celeb either
Coronavirus: Celebrities criticised for 'fanning the flames' of 5G conspiracies
 
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clint van damme

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #7
Otis said:
I like the dunking witches idea.

We find someone we think might have the virus, strap them to a chair and dunk them into a canal.

If they survive being under water for 14 minutes, that means they have the virus.

It they die, that means they won't catch it.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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you'd need more than supernatural powers to survive in Cov canal for more than 20 seconds.
 
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shepardo01

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #8
Come on guys, its obvious;
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #9
clint van damme said:
this is the 21st century equivalent of human sacrifice, throwing rocks at the moon and hanging monkeys.
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Or as some of us call it 'a night out'.
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #10
shepardo01 said:
Come on guys, its obvious;
View attachment 14771
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We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #11
clint van damme said:
what the fuck is going on? People burning down masts and abusing engineers at the behest of Amanda Holden.
As if shit was weird enough at the moment.
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I think some people have taken Terminator as a documentary and this is Skynet.
 
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Grendel

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #12
clint van damme said:
she been sharing a petition, not the only celeb either
Coronavirus: Celebrities criticised for 'fanning the flames' of 5G conspiracies
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Ive never heard of this. Ha ha what a laugh. Amanda Holden famous as she once was screwed by Les Dennis and he really did end up giving her the money himself
 
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shmmeee

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #13
Otis said:
Because if they plug it in we are all going to die.
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This is the maddest thing. 5G has been “on” for ages. Cov has had it since last year for example.
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #14
The internet was supposed to bring the world together and allow us access to all the information in the world leading to an educated society.

it’s resulted in people believing in flat earth, 5g causing virus and people stopping vaccinating their kids
 
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bringbackrattles

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #15
clint van damme said:
you'd need more than supernatural powers to survive in Cov canal for more than 20 seconds.
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I fell in the Coventry canal once. Had a skinful and ended up going in and it quickly sobered me up. Not a nice experience. Had to walk from city centre to Bell Green covered in gunge. But once in Bell Green nobody gave a toss as I blended in nicely !
 
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clint van damme

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #16
bringbackrattles said:
I fell in the Coventry canal once. Had a skinful and ended up going in and it quickly sobered me up. Not a nice experience. Had to walk from city centre to Bell Green covered in gunge. But once in Bell Green nobody gave a toss as I blended in nicely !
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People have done that and not got out mate! You were lucky.
 
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bringbackrattles

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #17
clint van damme said:
People have done that and not got out mate! You were lucky.
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Definitely. I'd been in the Rocket pub on a boiling hot day and decided that I'd walk back to Bell Green via the canal towpath.
All I recall is tumbling in and survival mode must have kicked in as I scrambled up and out. Covered in slimy gunge I wobbled back in one piece but when I sobered up it hit me that my number could have been up. My son who was living with me at the time thought it was hilarious seeing me walk in like the wild man of Borneo !
 
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wingy

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #18
bringbackrattles said:
Definitely. I'd been in the Rocket pub on a boiling hot day and decided that I'd walk back to Bell Green via the canal towpath.
All I recall is tumbling in and survival mode must have kicked in as I scrambled up and out. Covered in slimy gunge I wobbled back in one piece but when I sobered up it hit me that my number could have been up. My son who was living with me at the time thought it was hilarious seeing me walk in like the wild man of Borneo !
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Yeah

Lucky lad.
 
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David O'Day

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #19
5g nuts and anti vaccine cunts can get in the canal
 
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bringbackrattles

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #20
wingy said:
Yeah

Lucky lad.
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Looking back that was just one lucky escape. Had numerous " near misses " when I thought that was bloody close. Guess we've all been near to meeting our maker earlier than we should though ?
 

Otis

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #21
C*nts?

Loads of them.
 
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skybluetony176

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #22
Do you think someone should tell them that Coronavirus’ have been around forever and was first identified in the 1930’s. Long before 5G. Or maybe we should just leave them to it for entertainment value.
 

Ring Of Steel

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #23
Grendel said:
What has Amanda Holden got to do with anything?
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she’s gone full on David Icke
 
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Grendel

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #24
Ring Of Steel said:
she’s gone full on David Icke
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She I assume shares your views on this?
 

Ring Of Steel

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  • Apr 4, 2020
  • #25
Grendel said:
She I assume shares your views on this?
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haha- no, I love to read about these things alright and I had seen lots of bad stuff health-wise on 5G without really knowing the facts, but consider me well and truly educated now. And should I decide that 5G does in fact make you go grow an extra arm or fall under the mind control of Bill Gates, I couldn’t see myself destroying stuff or abusing engineers.
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #26
The most batshit conspiracy I’ve heard recently is that Coronavirus isn’t real and it’s a hoax to keep us indoors while they upgrade pigeons (which are government spy drones) to be 5g
 
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Sick Boy

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #27
shmmeee said:
This is the maddest thing. 5G has been “on” for ages. Cov has had it since last year for example.
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It’s been on and tested in Croatia for a couple of years I think -HT claims Croatia’s first 5G test and has been available on Vodafone here for more than a year.

It’s been posted elsewhere on here but this is about the level of the conspiracy lot -
 
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ajsccfc

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #28
Not putting my tin hat on entirely but I think there's something in 5G causing coronavirus personally, and you can tell how powerful the 5G signal is by the way it's given the virus to countries that don't even have 5G. Now that's range. Also JFK did 911
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #29
Grendel said:
Ive never heard of this. Ha ha what a laugh. Amanda Holden famous as she once was screwed by Les Dennis and he really did end up giving her the money himself
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She became more famous after shagging Bob the Builder!

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk
 

Nick

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #30
I'm pretty sure everybody kicking off actually has no idea about it and are venting their rage via mobile internet
 
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shmmeee

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #31
Nick said:
I'm pretty sure everybody kicking off actually has no idea about it and are venting their rage via mobile internet
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It was the same with 3G and 4G just not as big because less social media. Any time anyone mentions radiation people freak out. Because they’re morons and don’t get that radiation is all over the place and mostly harmless.

I remember it with mobiles in general as well. Nutters saying it causes cancer and forcing all these studies which all showed absolutely fuck all problem. At one point you were supposed to use a headset remember? But because science can never say anything is 100% safe (that’s not how science works), people keep going “well better safe than sorry”.

People are idiots.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #32
Did you hear the one about the Government promoting giving the NHS the clap for 5 minutes at 8pm every Thursday, so that it will mask the loud buzzing noise given off when they test the new 5G masts at that time?
I shit you not!
 
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Otis

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #33
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Did you hear the one about the Government promoting giving the NHS the clap for 5 minutes at 8pm every Thursday, so that it will mask the loud buzzing noise given off when they test the new 5G masts at that time?
I shit you not!
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I am sorry for being a bit selfish here, but I get annoyed on my own behalf when I hear this stuff, because I have to share the planet with these people.
 
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RedSalmon

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #34
shmmeee said:
It was the same with 3G and 4G just not as big because less social media. Any time anyone mentions radiation people freak out. Because they’re morons and don’t get that radiation is all over the place and mostly harmless.

I remember it with mobiles in general as well. Nutters saying it causes cancer and forcing all these studies which all showed absolutely fuck all problem. At one point you were supposed to use a headset remember? But because science can never say anything is 100% safe (that’s not how science works), people keep going “well better safe than sorry”.

People are idiots.
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It's probably the same morons who turn up at hospital and demand an x-ray or scan for the slightest thing, little realising that both procedures entail having a dose of radiation, all be it a very low one.
 

Gazolba

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  • Apr 5, 2020
  • #35
bringbackrattles said:
Definitely. I'd been in the Rocket pub on a boiling hot day and decided that I'd walk back to Bell Green via the canal towpath.
<snip> !
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That's actually a beautiful walk if you are sober, the weather is good, and you have a camera with you.
I once walked all the way from the Canal Basin to the Greyhound pub taking photos all along the way.
I still have the photos if anyone is interested.
 
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