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Things that don't happen nowadays (1 Viewer)

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  • Start date Jul 10, 2023
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JulianDarbyFTW

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  • Jul 10, 2023
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Apropos of nothing, I was wondering why don't you hear about footballers swallowing their tongue nowadays - it seemed to be quite a big thing in the 90s. And then I wondered what else used to be a regular occurence in football that you don't hear much about these days - there's the more obvious ones like defenders becoming makeshift strikers or outfield players having to play in goal, but are there other things you can think of?
 

Finham

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  • Jul 10, 2023
  • #2
Back passes that get picked up, followed by a roll out to the defender, then a back-pass that gets picked up, etc.
 

Martin180

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  • Jul 10, 2023
  • #3
Finham said:
Back passes that get picked up, followed by a roll out to the defender, then a back-pass that gets picked up, etc.
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The Liverpool 1980s model
 
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Calista

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  • Jul 10, 2023
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Fullbacks carrying out a horrifying first-minute assault with a bone-crunching flying tackle that almost dumps the opposition winger into the crowd, and nobody batting an eyelid because it's the normal way to start every game.
 
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Calista

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  • Jul 10, 2023
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It would be a straight red nowadays, but back then it was called 'letting them know you are there'
 
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Finham

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  • Jul 10, 2023
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Calista said:
It would be a straight red nowadays, but back then it was called 'letting them know you are there'
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Remember when commentators would say in an astonished tone-after what would now be a straight red-"Oh, the referee's shown him a yellow card!!!"
 

Tommy Tommy hutch

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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St John's ambulance men running on with a stretcher like a pair of vultures any time someone went down
 

clint van damme

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Controlling the ball with the inside of your thigh
 
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Esoterica

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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A nice normal pair of black football boots with a nice normal pair of uncut football socks inside them!
 
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skybluetony176

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Jumpers for goalposts, marvellous.
 
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Covcraig@bury

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  • Jul 11, 2023
  • #11
News paper as shin pads
 
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djr8369

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Gooalkeepers having beer bellies that spill out when they dive.
 
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The Nomad

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Players signing on a Friday night or Saturday morning and going straight into the team on a Saturday afternoon. Now they need about a month to 'get up to speed'.
 
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DawlishSkyBlue

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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City players on the piss in town. Robbie Keane in Ikon, Micky Quinn in Pink Parrott, Dave Bennett everywhere
 
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Peter Billing Eyes

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Goalkeepers who don’t wear gloves.
 
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LastGarrison

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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The starting lineup wears shirt numbers 1-11.
 
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Sbarcher

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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The Bovril man with his sky blue tin on his back.
 

Sky Blue Harry H

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Goalkeepers wearing hats when the sun is blinding them (watching Ben Wilson holding his hand up to shield his eyes in games used to annoy me - put a fecking cap on son, problem solved), Was convinced he'd end up conceding as a result of losing sight of the flight of the ball.
 

harvey098

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Wingers kicking the ball one side of the defender and running round the other side. In fact - wingers.
 
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stgeorge1966

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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The 5pm tweet
 
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Sbarcher

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Little blue invalid cars trundling along the touch line.
 
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Winny the Bish

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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DawlishSkyBlue said:
City players on the piss in town. Robbie Keane in Ikon, Micky Quinn in Pink Parrott, Dave Bennett everywhere
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Michael Doyle in Leamington making girls queue up to kiss him
 
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rob9872

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Kicking the ball forwards on a kick off with two players at the centre.
 
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edgy

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Broken Metatarsals.

Disappeared as quickly as they appeared.
 
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mmttww

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Stadium announcer telling someone to contact the nearest Steward as their wife has gone in to labour.
 
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Speedie's Head

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Playing ManU at Old Trafford and beating them. Nothing like doing the Coronation Street song against a background of silence.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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People crowding around the only person who had bought a programme to find out the half time scores as it just used to say on the scoreboard match an and the score(for our younger people).
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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You don’t see players with Greg Downs style hair
 
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rhino1002

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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Man selling pies from a warm box at the perimeter of the pitch
 
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SkyBlueSam01

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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JulianDarbyFTW said:
Apropos of nothing, I was wondering why don't you hear about footballers swallowing their tongue nowadays - it seemed to be quite a big thing in the 90s. And then I wondered what else used to be a regular occurence in football that you don't hear much about these days - there's the more obvious ones like defenders becoming makeshift strikers or outfield players having to play in goal, but are there other things you can think of?
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Its actually a complete myth that you can swallow your tongue so thats that one explained
 

Samo

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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White dog shit
 
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NortonSkyBlue

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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The Pink.
 
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SkyBlueSoul

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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LastGarrison said:
The starting lineup wears shirt numbers 1-11.
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Unsurprisingly Sean Dyche and Burnley were the last to do it in the Premier League a couple of years ago, even in their correct positions. (Well, correct for 4-4-2. Don't think we'd see even him playing a 2-3-5)

 
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rhino1002

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  • Jul 11, 2023
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SkyBlueSoul said:
Unsurprisingly Sean Dyche and Burnley were the last to do it in the Premier League a couple of years ago, even in their correct positions. (Well, correct for 4-4-2. Don't think we'd see even him playing a 2-3-5)

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Interestingly the last premier league team to play with 11 English players in their line up lost 4-1 to Coventry City in 1999 and it was ASTON ViLLA
 
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BodicoteSkyBlue

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  • Jul 11, 2023
  • #35
An orange football during the winter. Or even the pitch markings a different colour. I’m sure I’ve seen them coloured blue in winter before.
 
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