ovduk78
Well-Known Member
His wife is no better
His wife is no betterVernon Kay. The bloke has caused me ire for a long time. A smug and charmless bastard.
A classic example from the cardboard cut out school of presenting.
Recently claimed the Cocteau Twins were from Bolton before later acknowledging his error.
I’ll informed twat.
Of course and to boot they are children of Jean Cocteau.Yeah but she's retired now??
Anyway where are the Cocteau twins from and more pertinently are they twin's?
There's this amazing invention called the off button!The sky blues fan casters and Lorna hosting . Sky blue tinted glasses and literally clueless the majority of them. I listened to Middlesborough 's equivalent the other day after they lost to Portsmouth, the fancaster they have is unbelievable, she even attends the games and talks after. Straight talking and very knowledgeable, if only we had one of them
Which reminds me of people who say they 'stepped foot' instead of set foot.People in particular politicians who make a “mis-step”.
Just admit it, you made a mistake!
Hugh Johns was part of the furniture at the Victoria Ground for Star Soccer in the 1970's.Stoke barely counts as Midlands in my book, don’t think the locals really know what they count as either
Yeah but I don't think Lorna's on life support just yet.There's this amazing invention called the off button!
And the entire afternoon given over to shite, trite Christmas films on Channel 5 every day (like every year from late October).Can’t believe there’s Christmas ads already on the tv.
No it isn't aimed at that, vegan processed food has a high profit margin.The reduced aisle that's always stacked with Vegan shite.
Ironic that it goes to waste as it's all based around saving the planet.
Calling the ground the floor.
When did that become a thing?
It's not even difficult. Outside = ground. Inside = floor.
My wife says the ceiling in a room is the roofCalling the ground the floor.
When did that become a thing?
It's not even difficult. Outside = ground. Inside = floor.
I was thinking this was the next logical choice, don't understand it.🫣My wife says the ceiling in a room is the roof
Forty-five pence, not even a bag for life,down heron on ball hill,told em to stick it,you just have to make sure you have one in the boot if you have wheels, but I get your, I think we should suggest a deposit scheme, any takers?Everywhere charging 10p for a paper bag.
Forty-five pence, not even a bag for life,down heron on ball hill,told em to stick it,you just have to make sure you have one in the boot if you have wheels, but I get your, I think we should suggest a deposit scheme, any takers?
No I mean at places like Subway and McDonald's etc. Paper bags too... so recyclable ffsif you order on Subway app it forces you into one too even if you eat in. It's all a revenue con.
It tastes like shit, so it’s hardly surprising.The reduced aisle that's always stacked with Vegan shite.
Ironic that it goes to waste as it's all based around saving the planet.
Think it's something cyclycle, fairly sure Tesco's used to charge for them back in the 70's obviously for a different reason and only a few pence.Definitely a bit of cheeky profiteering going on. Think it’s the co op that charge 20p for compostable bags, again flying in the face of the purpose the charge was brought in.
Bloody old men (me not included) who wear their baseball caps back to front.
I can't have been the only one expecting a punchline at the end of this story?Sat in a well known opticians whose name begins with "S" yesterday waiting to be seen.A older gentleman pulled up outside on a mobiilty scooter He struggled to make his way to the counter on getting there he asked for olive oil for ears.Got out his money to pay only to be told he needed a card.Out he went without said olive oil. I do hope he managed to purchase it at the shop next door where he would have got it cheaper and they do take cash.Comes to something when cash of the realm cannot buy what you want.
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