skybluedan
Well-Known Member
My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t
Adverts in general. On the rare occassion I can find something worth watching on TV it feels like there's a break every 5 damn minutes. It seems all the channels I watch are synchronised to have adverts on at the same time so if I flick channels during ad breaks all I can find is more adverts. Half of my Facebook feed seems to be adverts and I've just been watching some Alice In Chain videos on Youtube and got a bloody advert for the latest Miley Cyrus video pop up on screen. WTF
My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t
Congratulations to you and mrs Dan (hopefully) time for snip snip after this it's a doddle
Congrats dan! (I think?)My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t
I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off
I had the snip years ago, Dan. It's a doddle with just a bit of discomfort for a few hours afterwards. Like TGP, I was chatting to the surgeon during the op and didn't realise he had finished while we were nattering.I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off
So when is the Stork due to pay you a visit Dan? :emoji_smiley:
November dutch
Do they slice me nob open ?
Sounds like something you smokeNovember dutch
How many is that Dan?
Sounds like something you smoke
Glue pad thingsTrying to hang a mirror on a hollow door, that's annoying!
This afternoon has been spent bashing futilely at the door hinge pins, trying to make them come out.Glue pad things
You should try those cavity raw plug type things that thread in (have a thread).Trying to hang a mirror on a hollow door, that's annoying!
Got some n order at screwfix, they turn up tomorrow.You should try those cavity raw plug type things that thread in (have a thread).
Other thing.Got some n order at screwfix, they turn up tomorrow.
Scared of the door not re-hanging properly if I take the hinges off the frame!Other thing.
Yes some hinge pins come out, although reluctant when smothered in paint, alternatively get a battery screwdriver (proper chaps one) and remove the screws.
Another Dan perversion!Me fuckin mother
That Middleton woman that got married today, who gives a shit two toffs get married and spunk a load of cash on it, the press were all over it trying to say how lovely it all is.
Another Dan perversion!
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