OffenhamSkyBlue
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Her boss probably thinks that too!!!
Her boss probably thinks that too!!!Christ there’s about 30 of us , me wife’s the only one I fancy
Hope you're ok m8Wellfuck
Hope you're ok m8
Prep done. Going to try and ride it out m8
Wellfuck
How do you prepare? Sit and hold on and Netflix Binge?
How do you prepare? Sit and hold on and Netflix Binge?
My apologies to Jermaine Jenas, I think it was actually Jemaine Defoe. Jenas is actually alright-his Channel 4 documentary on the police's biased stop-and-search tactics towards black men was good. Defoe, presuming it was him, needs putting down now rather than continuing this media career as he looked like he was in excruciating agony throughout! Blame the bad ID on the fact that Football Manager is very distracting. Ask my partner...she thinks I love Tyreece John-Jules more than her now. Well, he DID do a move in one game that was EXACTLY like one of The Cat's "dance-spin" moves in Red Dwarf, only this was against Norwich , left a defence in it's wake and led to and FA Cup upset. He even looks a bit like Danny John-Jules.Saying "to be honest" wrong. It's everywhere. Latest one after the England game was Jenas and something like "He's in poor form, but he always turns up at big tournaments for England...to be honest". If he'd said "he's in poor form but that doesn't matter because at big tournaments, he always turns up" he MIGHT have just about got away with it, but a better use would be "he's just not in good enough form, to be honest"-I could hear Shearer saying that and it working. You can't use the phrase where you're being bland and not very honest and haven't offered an opinion either way over two options. It gets tacked on to the end of every line stumbled out by ex-footballers over-promoted in the media atm and it really grinds my gears!
Also, Paul Warne of Rotherham last year (and Derby now). I've got a massive grudge going with him in Football Manger with me as Sheff Wed manager, but we're top and it's you that had two men sent off in the top of the table clash, not because of biased refs as you keep bleating, but because we play liquid football that the division can't live with and you fucked up your pre-match press conference, so suck it: to be honest, I didn't start this thing, but it's ON!
you still alive m8?Stock up on water, non perishable food and booze. Freeze 1 gallon water bottles to keep food cool if the power goes out. Fill the bathtub if the water supply fails (so you can flush toilets). All furniture/plants/loose items etc off the porch/patio because they become fucking missiles. Fill your cars with petrol (in case you need to leave after the storm and stations are closed/flattened). Charge phones, tablets, power blocks, rechargeable fans etc. And yes, download a shitload of content from Netflix so you can watch that shit offline m8
you still alive m8?
Calmed down yet?It’s batshitcrazy outside atm
Hope it's calmed down nowIt’s batshitcrazy outside atm
Toilet paper at motorway services. May as well wipe your arse with Wundaweb.
.... People talking on the phone in the cubicle next to you in motorway services. Extra loud too so the person they're talking to can hear them over the sound of the hand dryers
....The corporate monopoly by Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, Greggs, Subway, Starbucks, Costa et al, at motorway services.....
....Motorway services.
think you need to unroll it m8Maps - the man who created maps thought the earth was shaped like a cylinder. No wonder they are always wrong
Once went to the loo while someone had a phone job interview next to the wash basins(!)People talking on the phone in the cubicle next to you in motorway services. Extra loud too so the person they're talking to can hear them over the sound of the hand dryers
Once went to the loo while someone had a phone job interview next to the wash basins(!)
Made sure I had an especially strenuous shit, and a very committed washing and drying of hands afterwards. He had the cheek to ask me to be quiet(!)
The colour turquoise - wannabe sky blue
Cheese and bacon burgers - why can’t I just have cheese. They always have to have bacon on now, so annoying I don’t like bacon it’s too crispy.
Sparkling water - don’t like bubbles. Drank one last Sunday thinking it was watermelon flavoured still water. Ruined my week
Maps - the man who created maps thought the earth was shaped like a cylinder. No wonder they are always wrong
This is a football one - but why does the scoreboard clock stop on 45 and 90 and does not display the extra minutes? I am aware that this is a worldwide rule.
Is it something to do with it not being synchronised to the ref’s watch? So if something happened in the 96th minute of only 4 added on, it’s a massive can of worms for the governing body.
I believe it’s exactly this. And you never see replays of penalty shouts or offside goals etc. on the big screen for the same reason I’m guessing. If the replays show the officials have dropped a bollock (what are the chances) there would be riots.
Which is the druggy bit if you dry it out?The stringy bits on a banana
that's the peelsWhich is the druggy bit if you dry it out?
Bananadine?
Why?Probably been mention before but people who spit. Awful
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