Wives who throw out this seasons liberty cap harvest because "they looked off"......Ggrrrrr.
well, thats 4 hours spent painstakingly picking the buggers I'll never get back.........and its also one less Xmas present she'll be getting.
It also leaves me with a dilemma as to how to fill my boxing day with vivid colours & journeys of discovery.......silly cow.
Spent 6 hours picking back in 01 when I was 16 while smoking too much hash.
I took them for the first time ever 10 hours later and accidently too x5 more than I was supposed to have done. It was not nice at all and luckily for me was around very good mates of mine.
Haven't dared go near them since!
One at the cashpoint at Euston yesterday. Quite young and fairly tidy asking for money to go have a beer. A bit un-nerving for the women who were in the q.Beggars by cash points and parking machines.
One by swimming baths had a big pack of fags, if he can afford them then he is doing better than me, don't think I could afford to smoke.
Also they were working as teams by the look of it.
Least they were honest I guess.One at the cashpoint at Euston yesterday. Quite young and fairly tidy asking for money to go have a beer. A bit un-nerving for the women who were in the q.
Re the thread title: being 50, and all that it entails!
Cheered me up now - someone worse off than meself!If you think that's bad wait till you reach 60!
Having to pick up imaginary dog poo.
Really does my head in.
No, I have to pick it up. Otherwise people bang on their windows and give me the evil eye.Can't you just imagine you're picking it up?!
No, I have to pick it up. Otherwise people bang on their windows and give me the evil eye.
I don't know whether it is just my dog, or everyone's dog is the same, but quite often she assumes the position, looks like she's pooing, but then nothing comes out.Ahh, right. Well, take comfort in fact you can imagine you're rubbing real dog crap forcefully in their evil faces.
I don't know whether it is just my dog, or everyone's dog is the same, but quite often she assumes the position, looks like she's pooing, but then nothing comes out.
Of course all the people looking out their windows or walking past think she has pooed and therefore I have to bend down and pick up something that doesn't even exist.
No problem. I’m glad I was able to help. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Because everyone who sees you and the dog assumes the dog HAS pooed. She goes through the complete motions of looking like she has without the actual motion!Really? If they haven't shit why pretend to pick something up?
My dog peed on the pavement one day and this old bloke came racing out of his house in a rage demanding I clean it up, he didn't get a very polite response.even for a dog weeing
My dog peed on the pavement one day and this old bloke came racing out of his house in a rage demanding I clean it up, he didn't get a very polite response.
My dog peed on the pavement one day and this old bloke came racing out of his house in a rage demanding I clean it up, he didn't get a very polite response.
No, I have to pick it up. Otherwise people bang on their windows and give me the evil eye.
Not just him. All snooker players I would say.Phil Taylor
Best troll ever.Not just him. All snooker players I would say.
Bravo maestro bravoNot just him. All snooker players I would say.
People who make no effort to control their children. I'm not one of these people that expects children to be perfectly behaved or anything but you see them in shops or restaurants causing havoc and the parents don't give a shit, just because your life is manic doesn't mean you have to subject everybody else to it. Also these kids that get thousands of pounds worth of stuff at Christmas, spoilt little bastards that will grow up into self entitled big bastards.
Fucking Amazon.
Urgent delivery so pay nearly a tenner yesterday to have it here.
Sit here and get a "we tried to deliver", did you fuck try to deliver.
"can you call him to say come back" - We cant contact the couriers, we can only email them.
"can you email them to say leave it at an amazon point" - We cant do that.
"so what happens now" - they will try again tomorrow.
Absolute pricks. They have people who cant speak or type english so they dont know the difference between IS and ISNT so mislead even more.
then at the end they say:
Fuck off Teo, you haven't helped.
Do you never do the Amazon Locker, Nick?Amazon again who guarantee it will be here before 12, so it gets to 12.30 and I ring them where they guarantee it will be there for 5 which means sitting about at work to wait for it. Gets to 5.15 and I ring them back and they say "Oh, it doesnt look like it was out for delivery. We can get it there for Tuesday or Wednesday".
The Amazon driver who delivers it tomorrow apparently is going to end up kidnapped.
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