fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
"Any plans for the weekend?"
"Any plans for the weekend?"
cars with assymetrical backs - e.g.
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I don't know ANYONE that thinks it looks good! So much for "focus groups" (or should that be "Discovery groups"?!)Literally, just seen one of these on lunch and my mate said exactly the same thing :joyful:
I once sat on a table next to a group of lads in McDonalds. I overheard one of them explaining how his mate had become 'the escape goat' following an incident at work.Overhearing people's shit conversations.
Someone next to me at self-service, "Oh, you better not get coronavirus" while their friend was scanning Coronas.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Prick.
I've just read a letter from a chartered planning consultant to the local planning authority saying that their client took "the upmost care" of the site!I once sat on a table next to a group of lads in McDonalds. I overheard one of them explaining how his mate had become 'the escape goat' following an incident at work.
did someone else take care of the 'downmost' part of the site?I've just read a letter from a chartered planning consultant to the local planning authority saying that their client took "the upmost care" of the site!
Cunts!
Once heard some arranging to meet up for coffee and I was honestly disgusted by it.
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What happened to drinking bottles of Strongbow in an alleyway and living in fear of getting bummed by nearby tramps?
I was in Starbucks (not my idea) the other night and there were a gang of teens sitting in the corner drinking lattes. They thought they were hard lads too by the conversation I could hear them having.
What happened to drinking bottles of Strongbow in an alleyway and living in fear of getting bummed by nearby tramps?
So you were noncing young lads in Starbucks? I am not sure what's worse to be fair.
I like my coffee how I like my boys..
Corrected for you!What happened to drinking bottles of Strongbow in an alleyway and living in hope of getting bummed by nearby tramps?
Flat white?I like my coffee how I like my boys..
Similar to one of the many great lines from AirplaneI like my coffee how I like my boys..
Once broke down in the Ukraine. Only rental car available was a fiat multiple. Ugliest thing I've ever seen. (and I have driven trabants)Whoever thought of that should be shot. Its abhorrent.
MOT today. Car failed for the first time today. Headlight beam too high. Got serviced. 2 new tyres on front as they were getting a bit low and doing about 3k miles in less than 3 weeks. Tyres £82 each. Total bill £275.Car servicing, £230 local garage or £400 at the main dealer, they change a few filters and oils. Total rip off.
To add to self service, the awkward change they give you.
30p? Here, have 18 pennies, 1 2p and 2 5ps.
Utter bastard to drive too! My dear departed dad bought one when he was in a wheelchair and it was the only conversion you could get where the wheelchair user was in the front passenger space so it made him feel like he was still in control. I never did when I was driving it but at least I couldn’t see how ugly it was while I was in it!!Yes! That's the one I was trying to think of!
If there's an uglier car in history I've yet to see it.
YesUtter bastard to drive too! My dear departed dad bought one when he was in a wheelchair and it was the only conversion you could get where the wheelchair user was in the front passenger space so it made him feel like he was still in control. I never did when I was driving it but at least I couldn’t see how ugly it was while I was in it!!
Yes
You don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.
It’s like Homers car when he designed one for his long lost brotherYes! That's the one I was trying to think of!
If there's an uglier car in history I've yet to see it.
Quite!Yes
You don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.
If you go into a cafe an hour or so before it closes and they start closing up around you, e.g. putting chairs on tables etc.
If you go into a cafe an hour or so before it closes and they start closing up around you, e.g. putting chairs on tables etc.
Had three seats across the front like a MaclarenYes! That's the one I was trying to think of!
If there's an uglier car in history I've yet to see it.
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