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Sick Boy

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  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,551
Gazolba said:
Another annoying one, I don't know if it's made its way to the UK yet, is instead of saying 'do something' they say 'go ahead and do something', the 'go ahead' being completely superfluous.
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“Can I get” still winds me up, most people under 60 use it in southern England now, arseholes
 

dutchman

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,552
Gazolba said:
Another annoying one (I don't know if it's made its way to the UK yet), is instead of saying 'do something' they say 'go ahead and do something', the 'go ahead' being completely superfluous.
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NOT if you're Dirty Harry!

 
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fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,553
The gym is full of cunts. The utter wank pigs who sit on a machine wasting time by looking at their phones winds me up so much as do pairs of people who hog a machine while just chatting.

Go to the gym to burn calories or build muscle. Your phone or chat are just excuses not to work hard.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,554
fellatio_Martinez said:
The gym is full of cunts. The utter wank pigs who sit on a machine wasting time by looking at their phones winds me up so much as do pairs of people who hog a machine while just chatting.

Go to the gym to burn calories or build muscle. Your phone or chat are just excuses not to work hard.
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Bloke yesterday when I went sat watching TV on an exercise bike.
 

ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,555
A lot of people get a good thumb workout in my gym sometimes. I leave mine in my locker.
 
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ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,556
Nick said:
Bloke yesterday when I went sat watching TV on an exercise bike.
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That isnt so bad. Its the ones who are texting and sitting on a bench.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,557
ccfctommy said:
A lot of people get a good thumb workout in my gym sometimes. I leave mine in my locker.
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I bought some decent bluetooth headphones rather than the ones that come with it. As there's only ever 3 or 4 people max I can just leave it in the side of my bag and wonder about doing what I need to do.

Don't think I could handle it if people started taking gym selfies.
 
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dutchman

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,558
ccfctommy said:
That isnt so bad. Its the ones who are texting and sitting on a bench.
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How else would we know they were at the gym if they didn't notify everyone on Facebook?
 
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fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,559
The gym I go to has treadmills with screens built in which you can track your progress on and even run routes from around the world which can be a good distraction from soul destroying cardio but I could easily do without it.

There's a lot of posers who just want to be seen to be in the gym. I get in and out as quickly as possible. Unless there's a woman's Brazilian beach volleyball team spin class on.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,560
fellatio_Martinez said:
The gym I go to has treadmills with screens built in which you can track your progress on and even run routes from around the world which can be a good distraction from soul destroying cardio but I could easily do without it.

There's a lot of posers who just want to be seen to be in the gym. I get in and out as quickly as possible. Unless there's a woman's Brazilian beach volleyball team spin class on.
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Don't really like the poser type gyms. Went to Puregym in town for a bit and it was terrible for it.

Much rather nice quiet ones with not many people there or spit and sawdust types.
 

fellatio_Martinez

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  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,561
Nick said:
Don't really like the poser type gyms. Went to Puregym in town for a bit and it was terrible for it.

Much rather nice quiet ones with not many people there or spit and sawdust types.
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Yeah Puregym is a magnet for posers.

I found a gym that recently got refurbished and is fully up to spec but not many people know about it so it's very sparsely populated which suits me.

I'm prepared for an influx come the new years resolution crowd in January though.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 1, 2018
  • #4,562
fellatio_Martinez said:
Yeah Puregym is a magnet for posers.

I found a gym that recently got refurbished and is fully up to spec but not many people know about it so it's very sparsely populated which suits me.

I'm prepared for an influx come the new years resolution crowd in January though.
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They will vanish by the end of January!
 
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tommydazzle

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  • Dec 2, 2018
  • #4,563
Why do they hide up all the chairs when you visit someone in hospital?
 

richnrg

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,564
dancers lance said:
Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate it, I have a special dislike for 'can I get'....... It's not 'can I get' you vapid turds we say 'I would like'.........load of shite.
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would you really walk into a pub and say "I would like a pint of beer". Or do you wear a monocle?
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,565
tommydazzle said:
Why do they hide up all the chairs when you visit someone in hospital?
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Because visitors get in the way of doctors and nurses trying to do their jobs.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,566
ccfctommy said:
I think I say 'can I get' or 'can I have'.
Must not realise i'm doing it.
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“Can I have...” is absolutely correct, Tommy, and is what the “can I get” brigade actually mean!

I’d like to flag up (use of which I’ve realised may itself enrage some of you) the increasing adoption of “gotten” instead of “got”, even among seemingly otherwise sane English people!
Americanising shite!!!
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,567
And people on Twitter who precede every word in a tweet with a #

#fucking #pointless
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,568
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
And people on Twitter who precede every word in a tweet with a #

#fucking #pointless
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Took me almost a year to work out what they were for.
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,569
Corrupt boxing.

I stayed up until 6am on Sunday morning to see Tyson Fury utterly robbed.
 
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tommydazzle

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  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,570
fellatio_Martinez said:
Because visitors get in the way of doctors and nurses trying to do their jobs.
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If it wasn't for the visitors I think even more patients would die in their hospital beds.
I've never seen a profession with so many obese women as there seems to be in nursing. Are they stealing the patients' food or are fat girls attracted to a career in nursing?
 

dancers lance

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,571
richnrg said:
would you really walk into a pub and say "I would like a pint of beer". Or do you wear a monocle?
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Even better than that Rich, I wear 2 monocles and a top hat whenever I frequent a gentlemen's drinking parlour.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,572
tommydazzle said:
If it wasn't for the visitors I think even more patients would die in their hospital beds.
I've never seen a profession with so many obese women as there seems to be in nursing. Are they stealing the patients' food or are fat girls attracted to a career in nursing?
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Haha, I have noticed that.

It must be something to do with the long hours and the convenience of junk food with short breaks.
 

no_loyalty

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 3, 2018
  • #4,573
Someone who has pissed on the toilet seat, when you are desperate for a shit.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,574
People saying "nailed it" to mean got it right
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,575
fernandopartridge said:
People saying "nailed it" to mean got it right
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On point comment there
 
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scottccfc

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,576
smashed that comment out the park
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,577
Those two as well!
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,578
fernandopartridge said:
People saying "nailed it" to mean got it right
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I've heard "Good catch" when someone makes an observation. Utterly nauseating.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,579
fellatio_Martinez said:
I've heard "Good catch" when someone makes an observation. Utterly nauseating.
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Can you shoot me an email with that one?
 

I_Saw_Shaw_Score

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,580
“Thank you for reaching out”

I’ve sent you a bloody email not pulled you out of the Atlantic!
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,581
I_Saw_Shaw_Score said:
“Thank you for reaching out”

I’ve sent you a bloody email not pulled you out of the Atlantic!
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There should be a day every year when you can honestly email people like that and get away with it.
 
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I_Saw_Shaw_Score

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,582
Nick said:
There should be a day every year when you can honestly email people like that and get away with it.
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LinkedIn is a breeding ground for this sort of stuff! They randomly add you then message some absolute tripe!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,583
I_Saw_Shaw_Score said:
LinkedIn is a breeding ground for this sort of stuff! They randomly add you then message some absolute tripe!
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Ive never used it thankfully. Can imagine it's just that fake sales person who chats shit times a few million.

I'm too miserable for their small talk.
 
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fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,584
What's your bandwidth like at the minute?

Fuck knows, I'm a human not a telecoms cable
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Dec 6, 2018
  • #4,585
fernandopartridge said:
What's your bandwidth like at the minute?

Fuck knows, I'm a human not a telecoms cable
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Just say "pushing a semi so it's about 7 at the minute mate"
 
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