Marty
Well-Known Member
Had this happen when I was in London, some geezer chatting about this multi million pound deal he just got, Fuck off mate, nobody cares.
The absolute shithouses that sit in cafes and talk at the top of their voices on their phones to appear interesting.
"ya ya, totally Quentin. We need to nail the Harper deal mega pronto ya? I'm off to Monaco next week for a breakaroony. Ya ya, the weather is just sublime, the food is off the charts and the yachts are to. Die. For! Ya ya, I'm living life in the fast lane and that's a fact!"
Have to confess I did that once in London, but it was taking the pee.Had this happen when I was in London, some geezer chatting about this multi million pound deal he just got, Fuck off mate, nobody cares.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!I love Christmas.
What annoys me though is Christmas before it is Christmas.
Perfect example of it this morning in Asda. In there they have on display, on a 'Extra Special' range, promotional stand, buttercream mince pies, Christmas cake in the shape of a Christmas tree, yule log, a Christmas fruit cake wreath, salted caramel Christmas pudding and other stuff too.
None of it was freezable and everything on there had to be eaten before the 8th December. Most of it was by the end of November! Arggh!!!!
Lots of people looking at the products on there.
Very clever of the supermarkets to do this, because we humans are all so thick.
They are bringing Christmas to us early and no doubt loads of people who buy this stuff will eat it before the best before date and well before Christmas and then go out and buy the same stuff again actually For Christmas.
Irked me somewhat, that.
Think all the commercialism that abounds is just going to get worse and worse and soon we will have a practice Christmas Eve, a practice Christmas Day and a practice New Year.
I cannot see any point whatsoever in specifically targeted Christmas food being produced that has to be eaten well before Christmas.
I bloody do, rich.you seem to spend a lot of your time in supermarkets
I bloody do, rich.
Never used to, but my mum has dementia and I have now started to take her everywhere and she insists on going to supermarkets two or three times a week, even if she only wants just a couple of things.
Doesn't matter if it's a tornado or nuclear war, she still wants to go.
People in the gym who don't wipe their sweat of the equipment.
People who take 5 minutes break inbetween sets, pritty much completed my whole routine while I waited for this arsehole earlier.
People who have cameras in their cars they're usually the worst drivers too.
I am talking about supermarkets. Not mentioned general town shopping, which I also do as well with her.Consider yourself lucky. Many old people insist on shopping every day. Also every item has to be a certain brand purchased from a certain shop at a certain price. Ask any home help.
Just saw it! Doh.Already a thread about it.
That'll be tomorrow then!Am now just waiting for itsabuzzard.
That's me then.Day times when you are waiting in. Think I'd go insane if I didn't have to go to work.
Next time try switching the lights on.People who put folded-up wet umbrellas down on the floor instead of unfolding them to dry properly.
My daughter just did it. And to top it off, I tripped over it when I walked by in the dark.
She was sleeping on the couch, didn't want to wake her up.Next time try switching the lights on.
Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate it, I have a special dislike for 'can I get'....... It's not 'can I get' you vapid turds we say 'I would like'.........load of shite.I think I've mentioned Americanisms on this thread previously, but I have to specifically point out how much I hate using 'bunch' as a collective noun for things that clearly cannot be bunched.
Why would you like a load of shite?Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate it, I have a special dislike for 'can I get'....... It's not 'can I get' you vapid turds we say 'I would like'.........load of shite.
What, turnip, would, parsnip, make, potato, you, aubergine, think, carrot, that?Why would you like a load of shite?
Are you a farmer?
I think we've mentioned 'can I get' - it's unfortunately getting worse to the extent that only genocide will work.Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate it, I have a special dislike for 'can I get'....... It's not 'can I get' you vapid turds we say 'I would like'.........load of shite.
He, turnip, doesn't, parsnip, get, potato, the, aubergine, Fast, carrot, Show, celeriac, reference?What, turnip, would, parsnip, make, potato, you, aubergine, think, carrot, that?
Obviously, asparagus, not.He, turnip, doesn't, parsnip, get, potato, the, aubergine, Fast, carrot, Show, celeriac, reference?
I think I've mentioned Americanisms on this thread previously, but I have to specifically point out how much I hate using 'bunch' as a collective noun for things that clearly cannot be bunched.
Usually the types of lads who meet their mates in coffee shops I always see using it.I think we've mentioned 'can I get' - it's unfortunately getting worse to the extent that only genocide will work.
Another annoying one (I don't know if it's made its way to the UK yet), is instead of saying 'do something' they say 'go ahead and do something', the 'go ahead' being completely superfluous.I think I've mentioned Americanisms on this thread previously, but I have to specifically point out how much I hate using 'bunch' as a collective noun for things that clearly cannot be bunched.
People who put dumbells in blatantly the wrong places. People who reserve equipment merely by placing a water bottle there. Um, no mate.
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