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Otis

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  • Aug 26, 2016
  • #386
eastwoodsdustman said:
Pills I had weren't touching it. Quack gave me a new set of magic ones and I can walk again!
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Diversifying slightly, my dad has had an ulcer on his leg for 13 years. Been given him so much grief and he has had twice weekly trips to the clinic to treat it and dress it.

They tried all sorts of things and then tried all those things over and over again ad nauseum month upon month, year upon year.

Three weeks ago they decided to put honey on the ulcer.

Ulcer was completely gone in 10 days. What a waste of NHS money. Why didn't anyone think of doing this sooner?
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Aug 26, 2016
  • #387
Otis said:
Diversifying slightly, my dad has had an ulcer on his leg for 13 years. Been given him so much grief and he has had twice weekly trips to the clinic to treat it and dress it.

They tried all sorts of things and then tried all those things over and over again ad nauseum month upon month, year upon year.

Three weeks ago they decided to put honey on the ulcer.

Ulcer was completely gone in 10 days. What a waste of NHS money. Why didn't anyone think of doing this sooner?
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It's because Winnie the poo had all the honey.
 
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Ian1779

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  • Aug 26, 2016
  • #388
Nick said:
Another thing, people who can't put ecigs down and have to carry them wherever they are.

What the hell is up with that?
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My mum wears one on a lanyard round her neck - she looks like a right dickhead.
 
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Johnnythespider

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  • Aug 26, 2016
  • #389
skybluedan said:
What about looking at me dick in the mirror?
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Is it one of those mirrors that make your head look bigger ?

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vow

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  • Aug 26, 2016
  • #390
Top 20 comedies list of the 21st Century from the Radio Times has pissed me right off
 
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andrew.roberts

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  • Aug 27, 2016
  • #391
Danny Rose's lilac football boots

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chiefdave

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 27, 2016
  • #392
Coloured boots are bad enough but at least have them matching!
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 29, 2016
  • #393
Netflix choice being fat better abroad then in the uk
 

Johnnythespider

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 29, 2016
  • #394
People that use shopping trolleys like a zimmer frame

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skybluedan

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  • Aug 30, 2016
  • #395
Johnnythespider said:
Is it one of those mirrors that make your head look bigger ?

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Hahahaha it is mate
 

skybluedan

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  • Aug 30, 2016
  • #396
Johnnythespider said:
People that use shopping trolleys like a zimmer frame

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My mate many a moon back tried to ride a trolley in Safeway , you know the push and the lean on your front one
Problem was he never judged the balance right and it wheelies back and knocked his two front teeth out
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 30, 2016
  • #397
Moped/scooter and quad bike riders who don't wear helmets, pull wheelies on the road when your behind them
And I seen one lad today riding up the Keresley road with one leg over his handle bars
There seems to be bloody loads on the road lately
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #398
That jolly weatherman who does central news
He gets my nerves
I'm sure he was in eastenders too
 

Otis

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #399
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
That jolly weatherman who does central news
He gets my nerves
I'm sure he was in eastenders too
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If he's jolly there's no way he has ever been in EastEnders.
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #400
Wankers on trains that sit down and rest their bags (laptop bags usually whilst they are working) on the adjacent seat so others cannot sit down.

Fuck off, you didn't buy a ticket for your bag so why should it be entitled a seat?

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skybluedan

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #401
skyblue1991 said:
Wankers on trains that sit down and rest their bags (laptop bags usually whilst they are working) on the adjacent seat so others cannot sit down.

Fuck off, you didn't buy a ticket for your bag so why should it be entitled a seat?

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Fuck that mate if they ain't moving it , it's getting sat on
 

skybluedan

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #402
The French really annoy me and to be more precise a French women who works in a bakery handling my baguette who has the most hairy arm pits and stinks of bo called krista
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #403
Transfer deadline day and the ridiculous americanised charade that surrounds it. Am I right in thinking that american football or one of the other shite sports they play across the pond has something similar?
 
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covmark

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #404
fernandopartridge said:
Transfer deadline day and the ridiculous americanised charade that surrounds it. Am I right in thinking that american football or one of the other shite sports they play across the pond has something similar?
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Bang on, as soon as that c**t Jim White comes on, I switch off.

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vow

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #405
fernandopartridge said:
Transfer deadline day and the ridiculous americanised charade that surrounds it. Am I right in thinking that american football or one of the other shite sports they play across the pond has something similar?
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I think you're right, it's American Football "The Draft"?
 

eastwoodsdustman

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #406
Loves it when bloke flashed a dildo at the reporter one year. It should be made compulsary at every premier league ground that a giant yellow one comes out at every report.
It would soon put a stop to it all.
 
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skybluedan

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #407
eastwoodsdustman said:
Loves it when bloke flashed a dildo at the reporter one year. It should be made compulsary at every premier league ground that a giant yellow one comes out at every report.
It would soon put a stop to it all.
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Yeah it was getting mad but funny at least. I liked the kid shouting c**t
 

Nick

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #408
vow said:
I think you're right, it's American Football "The Draft"?
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Isn't the draft like where the teams pick players though? Like being at school.
 

chiefdave

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #409
covmark said:
Bang on, as soon as that c**t Jim White comes on, I switch off.
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I love the way they count down to the window closing and then immediately tell you singings can come through after that anyway.
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #410
skybluedan said:
Yeah it was getting mad but funny at least. I liked the kid shouting c**t
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I would pay for one of the SSN presenters to do this to one of the fans in the background:

 
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Gazolba

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #411
People that say 'very unique'.
 

Otis

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  • Aug 31, 2016
  • #412
Gazolba said:
People that say 'very unique'.
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How else am I supposed to describe a lady's front bottom when she sticks it in my face and asks me what I think of it?
 
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skybluedan

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  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #413
That bastard Ronald for not doing mcmuffins all day the c**t
 

Otis

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  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #414
I like him. :joyful:

Anyone who's got any kids will know this one.....

Social media! They are all posting photos on Instagram looking their very, very best (sometimes doctored and embellished) and then they put the comment 'Not sure.'

They are all doing it and they are all just looking for praise so they can feel better about themselves.

Luckily my daughter doesn't do it, but all her friends do and when we were in London last week I asked another mum and she said they all do it down there too.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #415
Otis said:
I like him. :joyful:

Anyone who's got any kids will know this one.....

Social media! They are all posting photos on Instagram looking their very, very best (sometimes doctored and embellished) and then they put the comment 'Not sure.'

They are all doing it and they are all just looking for praise so they can feel better about themselves.

Luckily my daughter doesn't do it, but all her friends do and when we were in London last week I asked another mum and she said they all do it down there too.
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They are obviously trying their hardest so if they put not sure just put me neither
 
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Otis

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  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #416
Terry Gibson's perm said:
They are obviously trying their hardest so if they put not sure just put me neither
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I am so tempted!

I do go on my daughter's Instagram and put the odd message or too and I have been severely tested on this one.
 
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skybluedan

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  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #417
Otis said:
How else am I supposed to describe a lady's front bottom when she sticks it in my face and asks me what I think of it?
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I usually say sorry love but that hums a bit
 

Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #418
Fat people.

They should be taxed heavily just because they stink and they take up space.
 
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Otis

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  • Sep 1, 2016
  • #419
skyblue1991 said:
Fat people.

They should be taxed heavily just because they stink and they take up space.
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But are great to be all around you when someone let's a bomb off on the tube.
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Sep 2, 2016
  • #420
Local radio stations promoting Wasps (e.g. Free Radio) with no mention of the rugby club that has been here for 140 years. And Coventry people happy with entering competitions to win free VIP tickets etc...

It is completely immoral.

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