CovInEssex
Well-Known Member
She'll sleep with you if she enjoys it, apparently
Yeah straight into dessert .skip savoury, just something with chocolate.I could smother my dick in it but it would take her ages to lick it clean
Yeah, straight into a bath of dessert.Yeah straight into dessert .
skip savoury, just something with chocolate.I could smother my dick in it but it would take her ages to lick it clean
Leek and mushroom pie.
Is an hour enough?
Nah just make sure you have the tweezers and telescope ready and you could get her into it quickerskip savoury, just something with chocolate.I could smother my dick in it but it would take her ages to lick it clean
Rib eye steak seared in the pan for 3 minutes either side
Then wrapped in tin foil with mushrooms for 15 minutes
A fresh salad and homemade coleslaw
Plus 2 bottles of wine
Mmm can I come round instead of the womanRib eye steak seared in the pan for 3 minutes either side
Then wrapped in tin foil with mushrooms for 15 minutes
A fresh salad and homemade coleslaw
Plus 2 bottles of wine
Its that big me ma used to pick me up out the pram with itNah just make sure you have the tweezers and telescope ready and you could get her into it quicker
It's the 2 bottles of wine that seal the dealSteak is a good idea
For me I think it would be Rohyp-replacement-holRohypnol
Why? A little short arsed lady is she?Dominos takeaway
Don’t set bar to high
Not after you've farted in there, no.It must be my age but I would have more fun having a fart in the bath.
And I don't think the wife would let her in either.
Not in those killer heels.Why? A little short arsed lady is she?
Thought they were kitten heels?Not in those killer heels.
When you say 'dipped in chocolate ' you do mean what I think you mean don't you?Fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate. Always works (or so I've heard).
Yes and it has to be plain chocolateWhen you say 'dipped in chocolate ' you do mean what I think you mean don't you?
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