Otis

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So what, you need to get your kiss in before she stabs you in the eye with a spork?

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bringbackrattles

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A bloke in the pub recently said Marilyn Monroe wasn't as hot as many made her out to be. I reckon she was a natural beauty.
 

Otis

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In fact, I reckon if Marilyn Monroe was alive today she'd be dead.

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Marianne Faithful. Then and now
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Johnnythespider

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wyken on the naze
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Nichelle Nicholas a.k.a lieutenant Uhura
 

mechaishida

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Ok, not a strange crush whatsoever, but this fine specimen is to blame for some serious wanker's cramp back in '94:



Enjoy. I already have.
 

Houchens Head

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Crush? I'd like to crush his head in a friggin' vice!
 

Ranjit Bhurpa

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Stifler's Mom.
I know she has her knockers, but...........
 

Ranjit Bhurpa

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Ouch, after a romp with her, I imagine there'd be blood, shit and spunk all up the walls.

Anyone for Scully?


You're complaining???? :eek:
She is top MILF totty in the pool table scene in American Pie.
 

mechaishida

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You're complaining???? :eek:
She is top MILF totty in the pool table scene in American Pie.

Not at all, I just think it'd be a bit impish to ask the wife to clean the walls after Stifler's Mom had finished abusing me...I'm not doing it, fuck that.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I was at the comicon at the nec last saturday there was a woman dressed like jessica rabbit she was stunning
 

Houchens Head

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She must be 47 or 48 so youth not really on her side, but she's still got it and is really horny.

Not many can say that at her age.

47 or 48? "Youth not really on her side?" Bloody hell! Someone in her 50's is a nubile young wench to me! :D
 

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