The strange crush thread (1 Viewer)

Otis · Nov 25, 2015

So what, you need to get your kiss in before she stabs you in the eye with a spork?

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robbieray · Nov 25, 2015

Youve not seen my wife, she would give a scarecrow an heart attack

bringbackrattles · Nov 25, 2015

A bloke in the pub recently said Marilyn Monroe wasn't as hot as many made her out to be. I reckon she was a natural beauty.

Otis · Nov 25, 2015

bringbackrattles said:
A bloke in the pub recently said Marilyn Monroe wasn't as hot as many made her out to be. I reckon she was a natural beauty.

I reckon if she was still alive today she'd look like Pat Butcher.

Otis · Nov 25, 2015

In fact, I reckon if Marilyn Monroe was alive today she'd be dead.

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Terry Gibson's perm · Nov 25, 2015

Monners said:
I challenge anyone to top this!

Jessica Rabbit for you monners

Otis · Nov 25, 2015

Terry Gibson's perm said:
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Jessica Rabbit for you monners

But everyone fancies Jessica Rabbit don't they?

I used to like Velma in Scooby Doo.

Otis · Nov 25, 2015

Otis said:
But everyone fancies Jessica Rabbit don't they?

I used to like Velma in Scooby Doo.

bringbackrattles · Nov 25, 2015

Otis said:
In fact, I reckon if Marilyn Monroe was alive today she'd be dead.

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How do you know she's dead ?

Terry Gibson's perm · Nov 25, 2015

Otis said:
But everyone fancies Jessica Rabbit don't they?

I used to like Velma in Scooby Doo.

Nearly pissed myself when I looked at Velma.

My schoolboy one was Philippa Forrester

lifeskyblue · Nov 25, 2015

Marianne Faithful. Then and now

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Johnnythespider · Nov 25, 2015

Otis said:
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It's the footballer's legs isn't it ?

Johnnythespider · Nov 25, 2015

Nichelle Nicholas a.k.a lieutenant Uhura

mechaishida · Nov 25, 2015

Ok, not a strange crush whatsoever, but this fine specimen is to blame for some serious wanker's cramp back in '94:

Enjoy. I already have.

Monners · Nov 25, 2015

Terry Gibson's perm said:
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Jessica Rabbit for you monners

Would be an interesting 3some alright. A woman with a blue rinse and a rabbit!

Monners · Nov 25, 2015

Any takers for these two? Cissie and Ada

Houchens Head · Nov 25, 2015

Crush? I'd like to crush his head in a friggin' vice!

mechaishida · Nov 26, 2015

Houchens Head said:
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Crush? I'd like to crush his head in a friggin' vice!

Germany's biggest ever 'Pop' star...to be fair, he is very hittable.

Ranjit Bhurpa · Nov 26, 2015

Stifler's Mom.
I know she has her knockers, but...........

mechaishida · Nov 26, 2015

Ranjit Bhurpa said:
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Stifler's Mom.
I know she has her knockers, but...........

Ouch, after a romp with her, I imagine there'd be blood, shit and spunk all up the walls.

Anyone for Scully?

Ranjit Bhurpa · Nov 26, 2015

mechaishida said:
Ouch, after a romp with her, I imagine there'd be blood, shit and spunk all up the walls.

Anyone for Scully?

You're complaining????
She is top MILF totty in the pool table scene in American Pie.

mechaishida · Nov 26, 2015

Ranjit Bhurpa said:
You're complaining????
She is top MILF totty in the pool table scene in American Pie.

Not at all, I just think it'd be a bit impish to ask the wife to clean the walls after Stifler's Mom had finished abusing me...I'm not doing it, fuck that.

Sky_Blue_Daz · Nov 26, 2015

I was at the comicon at the nec last saturday there was a woman dressed like jessica rabbit she was stunning

Speedies_Chips · Nov 27, 2015

Can I add Lady C?

Or is that just wrong !

mechaishida · Nov 27, 2015

Speedies_Chips said:
Can I add Lady C?

Or is that just wrong !

Aargh, no! Why?

Also, Karren Brady. Oh I would:

Ranjit Bhurpa · Nov 27, 2015

Speedies_Chips said:
Can I add Lady C?

Or is that just wrong !

Not wrong at all but it's certainly strange.
I believe she likes pearl necklaces!

Harry Krishner · Nov 27, 2015

Johnnythespider said:
Don't you think she's let herself go a bit ?

No I do not!

She must be 47 or 48 so youth not really on her side, but she's still got it and is really horny.

Not many can say that at her age.

Houchens Head · Nov 27, 2015

Harry Krishner said:
She must be 47 or 48 so youth not really on her side, but she's still got it and is really horny.

Not many can say that at her age.

47 or 48? "Youth not really on her side?" Bloody hell! Someone in her 50's is a nubile young wench to me!

mrtrench · Nov 28, 2015

Darcey Bussell anyone?

And January Jones

xcraigx · Nov 28, 2015

Ruth Jones. Niiicccceeee

mechaishida · Nov 28, 2015

xcraigx said:
Ruth Jones. Niiicccceeee

I have to agree, serious MILF.

M&B Stand · Nov 28, 2015

Philippa Forrester

robbieray · Nov 28, 2015

Bonny langford .......Dawn Porter ...Joanne Page

Killerumble · Nov 28, 2015

Otis on YouTube

Otis · Nov 28, 2015

Killerumble said:
Otis on YouTube

Oh bugger, has the restraining order finally elapsed?

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