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The Royal Family (2 Viewers)

  • Thread starter bringbackrattles
  • Start date Jun 10, 2019
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bringbackrattles

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #1
I see that Prince Philip is 98 today. The queen is going to live to be a hundred no doubt. My late father used to say that the reason for their longevity was because they eat the best food, and have access to the best health care etc. So is that why the majority of us die much younger then, we eat crap food and have poor health support ? My mum died aged 62, my dad was 76. Was my dad correct ?
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #2
bringbackrattles said:
I see that Prince Philip is 98 today. The queen is going to live to be a hundred no doubt. My late father used to say that the reason for their longevity was because they eat the best food, and have access to the best health care etc. So is that why the majority of us die much younger then, we eat crap food and have poor health support ? My mum died aged 62, my dad was 76. Was my dad correct ?
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Of course.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #3
They are part reptilian and regularly feast on virgins which explains their longevity.
 
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skybluetony176

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #4
Maybe inbreeding isn’t bad for your health afterall.
 
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olderskyblue

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  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #5
bringbackrattles said:
I see that Prince Philip is 98 today. The queen is going to live to be a hundred no doubt. My late father used to say that the reason for their longevity was because they eat the best food, and have access to the best health care etc. So is that why the majority of us die much younger then, we eat crap food and have poor health support ? My mum died aged 62, my dad was 76. Was my dad correct ?
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I don't think my parents ate crap food, most everything was from the garden. Old man died at 47...

Best Health care probably has a lot to do with it, although some of Henry VIII's wives didn't live too long...
 
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bringbackrattles

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  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #6
olderskyblue said:
I don't think my parents ate crap food, most everything was from the garden. Old man died at 47...

Best Health care probably has a lot to do with it, although some of Henry VIII's wives didn't live too long...
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Yes Henry V111 "axed" and "cut" his wives health service drastically !
 
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rob9872

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  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #7
skybluetony176 said:
Maybe inbreeding isn’t bad for your health afterall.
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Do people from Leicester have a greater life expectancy then?
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #8
rob9872 said:
Do people from Leicester have a greater life expectancy then?
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Did you know that the term motherfucker originated from Leicester?
 
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Philosoraptor

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #9
Time to become a Republic after the death of the Queen.
 
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Mcbean

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  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #10
He's Greek - so we need to be supping olive oil the whole time to keep up - fair play to both they have seen a lot and argue less than the me and the wife
 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Jun 10, 2019
  • #11
They live incredibly privileged lives and have never known the stresses and strains of everyday life.
 
Last edited: Jun 10, 2019
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Gazolba

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 11, 2019
  • #12
It's the lack of the daily stress that the rest of us have.
No-one is going to sack them from their jobs and they don't have a mortgage to pay.
They don't even have to go to the shops to buy stuff. The shops come to them.
And they never pay for anything. It just comes out of 'the account'.
 
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Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 11, 2019
  • #13
Gazolba said:
It's the lack of the daily stress that the rest of us have.
No-one is going to sack them from their jobs and they don't have a mortgage to pay.
They don't even have to go to the shops to buy stuff. The shops come to them.
And they never pay for anything. It just comes out of 'the account'.
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Is that where the 'By Royal appointment to her Majesty the Queen comes from then?'
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Jun 12, 2019
  • #14
It was alcohol that killed my dad.
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He got knocked over by a beer delivery lorry!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jul 29, 2022
  • #15
Prince William, dirty dog.
 

Ian1779

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2022
  • #16
Nick said:
Prince William, dirty dog.
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It’s funny all the vitriol towards his brother when he had this quiet the whole time.
 

Sky Blue Pete

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2022
  • #17
Nick said:
Prince William, dirty dog.
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What’s happened
 

Ian1779

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2022
  • #18
Sky Blue Pete said:
What’s happened
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Google ‘Prince of Pegging’ - don’t use your work laptop
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Jul 29, 2022
  • #19
Obviously the Mail has run its daily story about Harry or Meghan.
 
Last edited: Jul 29, 2022
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SkyBlueSoul

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2022
  • #20
1992 Annus horribilis
2022 Anus horribilis
 
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Ian1779

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2022
  • #21
Challenge accepted
 
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